I want to die of natural causes but right before I died I would take my first shot of heroin so i could ride the magic dragon up to heaven.
If you could pick any way to die... ??
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Headbanging. I want to be like 70, at the most badass rock concert ever, and be headbanging so hard that by spinal column snaps, or my brain smacks into my skull and I die. the best part would be that the mosh pit would be so crowded that no one would notice cause id be held up by everyone around me. No one would realize I was dead till the concert had ended. even then they might just think I was plastered.
Sword in hand, on the brink of divinity. Against all the forces of Rohan, alone, by myself, and win... Then a dragon coated in flames and lightning sprouts from the ground and attempts to eat me, instead he eats a fireball. And the I die by a misplaced enemy placed right above me (Classic Dig-Dug reference)
I want to die with my brains forcefully ejected out of my head during an opera performance.
I then want my dead body to be on display showing the dangers of opera music.
That, or to go down boxing against a kangaroo.
I want my cadaver to be made into a championship belt for the kangaroo.
I then want my dead body to be on display showing the dangers of opera music.
That, or to go down boxing against a kangaroo.
I want my cadaver to be made into a championship belt for the kangaroo.
I would die being partially caught past the event horizon of a black-hole I created specifically to tunnel a deep enough hole in space-time to produce a portal and sustain that portal by it's Hawking radiation long enough for it to connect to a universe of my own devising and allow a supremely gifted (immortal, brilliant, magical, usual demi-god stuff) version of myself to travel to this universe. All that's left of original me is a hand clasping a note that says: "Welcome to your empire. Seriously, take over this whole damn universe and run it properly." New me would be just like the God-Emperor of Warhammer 40k fame except not on the brink of death thanks to that traitorous heretic Horus.
Why? Does that mean you want that to happen? That just sounds painfully unnecessary.EXPLICITasian said:
I hate to be the immature jackass...but what did he intend to swallow? There...my maturity is slipping through the cracks in the floor of my perversion...riku0093 said:i have one best and worst way to die
Best: running to save someone from jumping off of a plane and slipping out of the plane falling until you hit the blades of a helicopter and then being blood spattered over disney world to ruin the childrens innosense
worste: (i have 2) 1: fire house up the ass turned on full blast...nuff said
2: choking on a pill that helps widen your throat so you dont choke on stuff...my uncle did thathe lived tho XD
I have to say the best way to die is. I am walking to work and in a business suit Ninjas attack after destroying my building. As I fight them off lions show up and finish of the other ninjas but then turn on me. As I am way too heavily damaged. I take them down but die with the last one. Then it is later discovered my body is the permanent cure to cancer and aids and my body is ground up into fine powder which is distributed to the masses.