Mine would Be killing zombies while flying a ski boat flying through space while Ozzy osbournes "crazy train" played
If you could pick any way to die... ??
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There's nothing in the box! Stupid! You're so stupid!Calobi said:
UHF is probably one of the best movies ever made.
Anyway,
If I could choose my death...I'd go struck down by Sauron... after destroying all of his hordes.
Or an insanely large explosion, surviving the explosion but dying on impact of the nearest wall.
I would like to be the hero of humanity in the alien and zombie invasion.
I would finally be killed when i set of a nuclear bomb, that i specifically developed to only kill zombies, aliens, and the person who activated the bomb, which would be me.
Then i would be a hero, known for killing every single zombie and alien alive....un-dead in the zombies case.
I would finally be killed when i set of a nuclear bomb, that i specifically developed to only kill zombies, aliens, and the person who activated the bomb, which would be me.
Then i would be a hero, known for killing every single zombie and alien alive....un-dead in the zombies case.
Backflipping on a Kawasaki Ninja fighting Brock Sampson while Dual-wielding a katana and a machete over an Apache helicopter while having sex with Lucy Liu with an atomic bomb going off in the background.
how about sleeping silently while watching your favourite footballteam beating the tab-leader? 
That or an istant death caused by a lifetime of rock-playing, woman-hitting, beatboxing and a bullet between my eyes!
That or an istant death caused by a lifetime of rock-playing, woman-hitting, beatboxing and a bullet between my eyes!
I would want to die shortly after winning the lottery my private plane would catch fire and I would jump out. But my parachute doesn't open and my corpse falls on Tom Cruise. Best Death Ever
Running into a Horde of Zombies to give my friends a Cliché opening with which to escape. Obviously screaming "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON EM'" as the zombies eat my intestines.
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MY ideal death:
My band has become the best band in the world. We're performing a concert with over 9000 people when I am shot in the forehead during my epic guitar solo. After the concert, my girlfriend and/or father and/or close friend cremate me, LOAD MY ASHES INTO SHOTGUN SHELLS AND KILL MY ASSASIN.
My band has become the best band in the world. We're performing a concert with over 9000 people when I am shot in the forehead during my epic guitar solo. After the concert, my girlfriend and/or father and/or close friend cremate me, LOAD MY ASHES INTO SHOTGUN SHELLS AND KILL MY ASSASIN.
In a fight with the most powerful entity in the universe, in the middle of a supernova, as two galaxies colide in the background. I would win in a close one, but die from the wounds. I would die as baddest mothaf##ker in the universe.
