If you could pick any way to die... ??

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Specter_

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Mr0llivand3r said:
what would you choose?
On good days: during sex.
On average days: if painless, in such a matter that whoever finds me is totally freaked out.
On bad days: in such a way that I take a lot of other people with me. Doesn't even have to be painless.
 

ianuam

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I've said it before and I'll say it again. At the age of 293, dressed as superman and attempting to surf my way around the event horizon of a black hole.
 

Dorian

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All of your choices are dwarfed compared to mine.

I choose to were a sign saying 'I hate undead warlocks' while talking to Richard. If you don't know him, http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/1
(I am not trying to advertise, but he is HILARIOUS! Read on to see dark humor.)


If not with Richard, well.... http://xkcd.com/53/
 

God's Clown

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Knowing me the way I'd want to die is in an epic sword fight. The fight would have to end with both persons dying.
 

MasterStratus

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Jumping from a plane over a terrorist base, with a flamethrower strapped to my back and a time bomb ticking down attached to the flamethrower. Everything goes up in flames, I splat on the ground, then the time bomb blows things up. Pure awesome.
 

vivadelkitty

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I'd want to die in classic angsty JRPG/Shakespearean style. Have a close friend or loved one stab me in the gut, have the rest of the party gather around me as the traitor flees, and somehow I still manage to spurt out a five-minute death monologue (See Emilia from Othello).
 

Trivun

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Personally I would go for the following method that I came up with when thinking up a new drama for British TV:

As a guy, I would have a female vampire girlfriend who turns me into a vampire shortly after the relationship begins... (this would be the end of the first episode if anyone is interested, which they aren't, and don't worry, the show would be about more than that [i.e. proper storyline and plot and more concrete character development, etc, this is just the end of episode 1...]). I'm guessing no-one cares too much about that though, however this would mean I'm not dead (YAY) and get to live forever (YAY) killing other people to survive (YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!). lol
 

Jagers1994

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I want to spontaniously combust mid orgasm. Then I want my friends to cremate whatever is left of me and snort my ashes.
 

Demonjazz

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easy taking a shot in the stomach for the president i would be a hero and i hope they make a statue of me and bury me where i was born with only blue roses at my grave
 

Thaepheux

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I want to die via watching "the ring" video.. completely stiff with my jaw gaping down and my tounge lapped over the side of my face.
 

Bulletinmybrain

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I want to have the euphoria section of my brain fryed so that I am laughing wreck while within 2 minutes a bomb strapped to my chest goes off.
 

Soulgaunt

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i wanna die while running around,killing people with a black katana and a flamethrower with blue fire(i'll find a way) screaming "FEAR THE SHADOWGAUNT!!!!!!!!".......yay...