If You Had A Dinosaur

[SantoUno]

I would have a T Rex and call it Niko Jr., then ride on it's back firing my SMG as I rampage through town.

 

[energetic]

I think I'd have a velociraptor and it'd have to be called steve. Plus we'd have a sitcom since he's a carnivore and I'm a vegetarian. Oh the mad cap situations we'd get into each week.

 

[SpireOfFire]

Arturo after Arturo "Thunder" Gatti, my favorite fighter of all time.

RIP Thunder

 

[Kenjitsuka]

What do you mean "if"?
I have a pet dinosaur. In world of Warcraft.
And his name is Ferociraptor.

 

[Hippobatman]

Mr. Bigglesworth.

And I'd ride him to school.

 

[rampantcreature]

Hmm...would I name a Utahraptor Scyther? Or maybe Molly.

I have always liked Parasaurolophus...and I'd probably name it Whistle...or Piccolo.

 

[titanium turtle]

barney

 

[TheMatt]

Gus Gus. and he would be very cute and I would snuggle with him.

I'd make him fat.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Probably Bleda.

 

[Zero-Vash]

Dr. Willywally Num Nums

 

[Dr. Paine]

Hal.

For some reason it would only apply to a raptor, and I wouldn't give a damn about gender.

For anything else... Pudge? -shrug-

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I'd name mine Tulip and make absolutely sure they stayed well away from crack cocaine.

 

[oppp7]

Velociraptor. I would name it Xoqqdr and treat it like a lolcat.

 

[Cgull]

Lady Sparklefoot OR Garth.

 

[Danpascooch]

I probably wouldn't have time to come up with a name before it mauled the shit out me and dragged my corpse off.

 

[Julianking93]

Patches.

Works for any dinosaur.

 

[Little Duck]

I would call him mon petite puasson.

He would be a stegasaurus.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Fridge.

Especially if it was an ancestor of the penguin, but carnivorous and 5 times as big.

I'd name mine Tulip and make absolutely sure they stayed well away from crack cocaine.

Seen that, it is hillarious, but remember, the pterodactly will ptearo-you a new asshole

 

[TimeLord]

I would name him Oliver