If You Had A Dinosaur

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

A Tyrannosaurus named Hitler.

Think about it: if I have a pet dinosaur (a T-rex, no less), media outlets from around the world are going to take an extreme amount of interest in it. I just want to offend as many people as I can worldwide by naming such a significant beast after Hitler.

Spoiler: Artist's rendering:

Good boy.​

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Dave.

...Or maybe Fluffy.