If You Had A Dinosaur

[Eliam_Dar]

I would have a Giganotosaurus (you know, the one bigger than the T-Rex)
her name, probably something like Fang or Fluffy

 

[technoted]

King Edward Vladamir Paulson Tanner Laser Vision McAwesome Badger Riding Ducknee Filbert the third and 72/18

 

[Shoggoth2588]

It would be Brachiosaurous and I would call him Sir Reginald Featherbottom XII o.o

I would ride her around the town and all would rejoice as I regale them with gay tales of our misadventures; entertaining one and all with song and saucy banter!

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Daffy F]

Cyril Von Grimmelshausen... or Dave... I'm still adamant that Dave is always a good name...

The Dave Conspiracy would agree with you.

Personally, I would name mine Doyle, in honor of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, writer of the original "The Lost World".

If you were going to name it after him, you could call it Holmes... But then again, Doyle hated Holmes. Never mind. I'd call mine Wilfred.

 

[irishdelinquent]

Anyways, I'd take a T-Rex and name him Elvis...cookie to anyone who gets the reference!

Prehysteria.
Jagger is better!

Anyway, it be a pachycephalosaurus. I'd name it Stompbox.

Nice choice on the Pachycephalosaurus! Anyways, a cookie winner is you!

Spoiler

 

[Agayek]

I would name my pet Velociraptor Jesus.

If it was anything else though, I'd probably name it Snuffleluffagus.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

I'd try to teach it to balance atop a ball.
That, or if a T-Rex, I'd teach it to take a bite out of crime. I'd name it Justice.

 

[manaman]

I think curiosity would get the better of me and eventually I would call him dinner.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Depends on the species, but if I had a T-Rex, I'd name him 'Lord British'. If female, 'Lady British' or 'Lady Fossington switchblade'.

 

[SD-Fiend]

a t-rex name: heavy

 

[Jekken6]

A velociraptor named slowpoke

 

[Jedamethis]

Dinner

 

[Nouw]

Dino-singer. Dino means terrible so...... Terrible singer.

OT: Gordan Freeman.

 

[Puzzles]

DINOSWORD.

Also, I'd duct tape a sword to his tail/arms.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

If it's a boy, Tumbo.
If a girl, Shelby, unless she's a triceratops, in which case she'd be named Sarah.

 

[Clyde]

Steven Colbert
That guy really likes to have things named after him.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I'd have a T-rex and name it Sergeant bubbles.
Little inside joke there.

 

[Vrex360]

I would have a pet T-rex.
It would be male.
And I would name him... Beethoven.