If you had a presidential pardon...

[jobobob]

If you had a presidential pardon what would you use it on?

I would steal a house just to see what happens.

P.S. If you dont know a pardon is a get out of jail free card.

 

[dwightsteel]

Beat up Jerry Falwell.

 

[GeoPB]

What is a presidential pardon...

EDIT: I forgot to mention, I'm a bit slow.

 

[Erana]

I would rewrite people's wills. >=)

 

[Ares Tyr]

Assassinate Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh.

 

[Crimsane]

Infiltrate Scientology headquarters and blow it to smithereens.

You know, reading this thread, I almost wish the president would suddenly give Escapist members pardons.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Beat up Jerry Falwell.

He dead.

I'd kill Soulja Boy for their shameless desecration of music.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Place all members of my Government under arrest for falsifying tax claims.

 

[Xorghul]

If you had a presidential pardon what would you use it on?

I would steal a house just to see what happens.

How the hell do you steal a house?...

 

[Amishdemon]

If you had a presidential pardon what would you use it on?

I would steal a house just to see what happens.

How the hell do you steal a house?...

hire the house movers of course

 

[ae86gamer]

Assassinate Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh.

And Jack Thompson...

 

[jobobob]

If you had a presidential pardon what would you use it on?

I would steal a house just to see what happens.

How the hell do you steal a house?...

Step 1. break into the house
Step 2. change all the locks
Step 3. find the deed

 

[RagnorakTres]

Hack the Capitol Building's PA and play "Weird Al" Yanchovic for twenty-four hours.

Either that or kill the Jonas Brothers. Hacks.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

I would kill everyone in Government and nominate myself King of the Americas.

 

[Psypherus]

I'd break in the the evidence room of a police station and steal their stash... or the hospital, they've got medical there

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Kill all Disney "stars" the people not the cartoons.
Or just go on a rampage and kill people that annoy me >.>

 

[KSarty]

I would gas a bunch of prisons.