If you had a presidential pardon...

[MasterSqueak]

would that pardon still work in the UK?

A royal pardon then.

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Don't forget: "Half Life Is Awesome" and "Religion"

 

[Azraellod]

right now i lack the imagination to think creatively, so im going to have to say murder in some way, shape, or form. whatever i plan to do would probably involve murder anyway.

 

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[Pandalisk]

Assassinate Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh.

You cannot kill that which has no soul, i would love to give him a smack for all the nonsence he spouts though, Keith Olbermann can help.

I would love to smack Bobby Kotick to

 

[MasterSqueak]

Jeez, there's a lot of death wishes in this thread! Such a brutal, ineffective method killing is...

Were it my choice, I'd go to Red Lobster and steal the real Cheddar Bay biscuit formula. The knock-off recipes you find online are craaaap. Also...

*snip*

A royal pardon then.

May I just say that I freaking love your avatar MasterSqueak?

Thanks, I have a british version too.

 

[DinosaurSnack]

Challenge somebody to a medieval duel to the death. Complete with jousting and a swordfight(although I would use a morningstar but whatever). Then brodcast it on cable television for profit.

 

[A random person]

Nuke Utah. Any state that accepts a rather large child torture camp company needs to die.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Simple, give myself a black eye near the President but make it look like he did it to everyone else. I file a lawsuit for assault, receive millions in damages. See, you can still feel good even if it doesn't involve murder.

 

[eelel]

I would go around ***** slapping the ultra ultra conservatives because the sometimes need to be smacked

 

[Chinchama]

We seem to be a murderous lot.... I don't know if I would go as far as to murder, but I'd arrange a few kidnappings and ship the people to the Congo. Then of course....theft, everyone wants a crap ton of money and I just happen to live 5 miles from a Ferrari/Lamborghini/Aston Martin/Maserati dealership. They have a few cars that I would like to be mine.

 

[blipblop]

If you had a presidential pardon what would you use it on?

I would steal a house just to see what happens.

P.S. If you dont know a pardon is a get out of jail free card.

ever heard of squatting??

 

[Pimppeter2]

I don't know, I just would't use it

With all these posts, I'm starting to think Necroswasnon was right

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I would touch myself inappropriately during every speech. If I was ever caught, I would simply say "pardon me...I just love my country".

 

[Iampringles]

Place all members of my Government under arrest for falsifying tax claims.

This.

But I'd also give them ironic forfeits, such as having to swim in their own moats for a few hours, and forcing them to move into their own duck houses.

 

[walkingdead127]

Club baby seals! Hurray!

 

[esperandote]

make a huge drug transaction or falsificate money.

i was going to say something sexual but i think it would have been too much.

dont these pardons are given after the crime?

 

[shaboinkin]

rape Megan Fox

...lol

 

[DigitalSushi]

SAME THREAD! EVERY FREAKING WEEK!

You get used to it. Take a look at "Who hates Twilight?" "Favourite Line From a Videogame" "Why Men Pwn Women" "This News Story Is Out Of Order" "Why HALO Invented Fun first"

hahaha, give this man a pardon!.

I'd use my pardon to take the statue of Liberty back, the US doesn't deserve it anymore.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Beat up Jerry Falwell.

He dead.

I'd kill Soulja Boy for their shameless desecration of music.

You wouldn't need a pardon, if anything you would get a cash reward from the rap sect who despise him. It's a large sect, you'll be a rich man.

Anyway I'd kill the president. How many people could say they killed the president to their kids?

 

[Novacain4862]

Steal internet and download everything from the internet in front of Congress. It will be fun too.