If you had a presidential pardon...

[Ares Tyr]

Oh, also I'd beat up the Jonas Brothers, Soulja Boy, the members of BrokenCYDE, and take a baseball bat to Hollywood Undead.

 

[Xorghul]

If you had a presidential pardon what would you use it on?

I would steal a house just to see what happens.

How the hell do you steal a house?...

hire the house movers of course

Oh, yeah. Of course...now that I think about it I've actually seen that. Looks kinda weird.

 

[Ancientgamer]

SAME THREAD! EVERY FREAKING WEEK!

 

[timmytom1]

If you had a presidential pardon what would you use it on?

I would steal a house just to see what happens.

P.S. If you dont know a pardon is a get out of jail free card.

I dunno,do something monumentally stupid like destroy a house or something

 

[Knonsense]

What if I used the presidential pardon to assassinate the president? Would I still be able to claim it?

 

[timmytom1]

Oh, also I'd beat up the Jonas Brothers, Soulja Boy, the members of BrokenCYDE, and take a baseball bat to Hollywood Undead.

I like this idea,i like it a lot

 

[Scarecrow38]

I would exchange the pardon for a lifetime access of a fully- crewed military helicopter with free access to all American/ allies of America, airspace.

Face it, short commute time, great way to impress people....what's not to like?

 

[slevin8989]

Punch random politicians in the face and blow up the corporate office of fox. That's what happens when you cancel Arrested Development and Futurama

 

[Cheesebob]

Kill the President.

Paradox?

 

[El Poncho]

I would destroy PETA or maybe save it for when i need the pardon

 

[Sir Ollie]

Place all members of my Government under arrest for falsifying tax claims.

Why arrest them? wouldn't it be easier just to kill them?

Edit - Then again I suppose killing Government officials is never the best idea

 

[lousyshot55]

Eh, shopping spree at Best Buys expense

 

[PureChaos]

would that pardon still work in the UK?

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Go into an airport and run around shouting " BOMB IN THE AIRPORT BOMB IN THE AIRPORT "

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

SAME THREAD! EVERY FREAKING WEEK!

You get used to it. Take a look at "Who hates Twilight?" "Favourite Line From a Videogame" "Why Men Pwn Women" "This News Story Is Out Of Order" "Why HALO Invented Fun first"

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

Oh, also I'd beat up the Jonas Brothers, Soulja Boy, the members of BrokenCYDE, and take a baseball bat to Hollywood Undead.

I like it, I like it a lot (Y)

 

[fenrizz]

I'd find some way to steal a couple of trillion dollars.
And live happily ever after.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Hip thrust into the face of Raphael Nadal.