If you had a presidential pardon...

[Cliff_m85]

Kill all Disney "stars" the people not the cartoons.
Or just go on a rampage and kill people that annoy me >.>

Oh good, because I was worried for the cartoons.

 

[DigitalSushi]

For shooting MaxTheReaper every time he derails a thread.

That or going on a murder spree whilst robbing a bank.

do you mean that Max gets a pardon for every thread derail?, cos that what it sounds like. If so the dude should apply to Persistent Obama now for retrospective pardons.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Kill all Disney "stars" the people not the cartoons.
Or just go on a rampage and kill people that annoy me >.>

Oh good, because I was worried for the cartoons.

I couldn't bring myself to kill cartoons that I grew up on
The Jona's brother though are a different matter >.>

 

[DigitalSushi]

Kill all Disney "stars" the people not the cartoons.
Or just go on a rampage and kill people that annoy me >.>

Oh good, because I was worried for the cartoons.

what about Miley Cyrus?, THING OF HER!!*

Only joking, she's an ugly moo, her dad Billy Ray Cyrus however, is a GOD.


* edit, in my rage at her ugliness I totally got shit wrong and stated "THING OF HER", like a fucking idiot, I meant to say, THINK of her, you probably guessed that shit but you'll bring me up on it and call me stupid and pull my hair (do it harder) and stuff like that, so, DAMN IT, me and my stupidity. I should really "thing" before I post.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I'd kill Perez Hilton

 

[queensbomb]

I would kill everyone in Government and nominate myself King of the Americas.

By that point you could write yourself a pardon.

OT: BOOM HEADSHOT!

 

[Tharwen]

SAME THREAD! EVERY FREAKING WEEK!

You could at least have come up with something vaguely witty like "I would stamp search buttons onto peoples' retinas for their imbecility"!

 

[ikyda1]

Assassinate Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh.

I second on this

 

[Unknower]

Heeheehee...

If you had a presidential pardon what would you use it on?

I would steal a house just to see what happens.

How the hell do you steal a house?...

Spoiler: The obvious answer.

Another good way is to train an army of ants!

 

[Rajin Cajun]

I would kill everyone in Government and nominate myself King of the Americas.

By that point you could write yourself a pardon.

OT: BOOM HEADSHOT!

Exactly. I would then have double immunity.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I would murder Uwe Boll. That's obvious.

 

[dwightsteel]

Beat up Jerry Falwell.

He dead.

I'd kill Soulja Boy for their shameless desecration of music.

Then I'd hold a press conference and publicly piss on his grave.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Beat up Jerry Falwell.

He dead.

I'd kill Soulja Boy for their shameless desecration of music.

Then I'd hold a press conference and publicly piss on his grave.

Kinky.

 

[dwightsteel]

Beat up Jerry Falwell.

He dead.

I'd kill Soulja Boy for their shameless desecration of music.

Then I'd hold a press conference and publicly piss on his grave.

Kinky.

Umm....that's how I roll?

 

[irishstormtrooper]

I'm pretty sure Presidential Pardons get people out of prison once they are already in it, not to prvent someone from going to prison.