IF you had a slege hammer....

[dududf]

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is delicious.

I know, watermelons are just so fun to hit with a sledgehammer.

I'd grab a couple of fire axes and some duct tape and go to town on the nearest zombie horde.

Uwe Boll.

************ needs to be taught a lesson about movie making.

Someone clearly hasn't see Rampage. It's a surprisingly good, if messed-up movie.

Defiler For the fucking win. I love that weapon.

Same here. Especially considering both weapons were readily available just outside the safe zone. I always had a couple defilers and a nailbat handy before I went out there.

Defiler, my knife gloves, and my machete pole arm, and I'm ready for anything.

Although I do get a odd satisfaction with beating a zombie to death with a purse.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I'd probably use it to tear down a condemned house. Nothing better for the soul then getting out your anger tearing down a house.

 

[Hippobatman]

Without consequences?

Anything. Every time would be Hammertime!

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I would just keep it with me and use it like a pseudo super power

 

[Dfskelleton]

Justin Bieber is the most obvious answer, but I'd probably hit an explosive gas tank. If "get in trouble" also applies to hurt, that'd be so cool to cause an explosion and survive without a scratch.

 

[kouriichi]

Bush. Id smack him in the mouth until the only words he could form were "*bloody girgle*" and "*death scream*"

 

[warprincenataku]

Well...

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a bell
I'd ring it in the morning
I'd ring it in the evening
All over this land
I'd ring out danger
I'd ring out a warning
I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a song
I'd sing it in the morning
I'd sing it in the evening
All over this land
I'd sing out danger
I'd sing out a warning
I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

Well I've got a hammer
And I've got a bell
And I've got a song to sing
All over this land
It's the hammer of justice
It's the bell of freedom
It's the song about love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

 

[Marter]

My mother...and stepfather. >:{

 

[samuraiash1991]

I'd ducktape a couple of axe's to the end and open a zombies head with it

 

[LittleWench1629]

With the mood i'm in right now, i'd just walk around the city and wack it into the face of everyone who pissed me off.
And probably a few car screens on my way there to practise my swing.

 

[Jamash]

I do have a sledgehammer, but if I had another one and could orchestrate anything to hit with it without any consequences, then first I'd arrange for Percy Sledge and Jan Hammer to perform a concert together... then I'd bludgeon to death all the Soul loving, R&B liking, Jazz Fusion Synthpop music fans who came to the gig... the music appreciating bastards.

Also think of the great headlines: "JAN & PERCY FANS MURDERED IN CONCERT HORROR".

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

I'd use my hammer to beat john henry's record of most railroad ties driven before dieing of exhaustion.

 

[zehydra]

everything, i would just walk around singing and fucking everything that crossed my path...

Sorry, I laughed. I laughed HARD. That made for a most hilarious mental image.

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Simply demolishing a house and everything inside of it sounds like a BLAST.

This is why I lock my door at night...

Edit: This is why I have a shotgun

 

[cornmancer]

Everyone at the bank wanting to foreclose our house.

I'd hammer in the morning, in the evening, and all over this land.

Or this.

 

[pendragon177]

All apathetic people in the world. Maybe they'd start caring with a large hole where their face used to be.

 

[Jedoro]

Could it be a Super Sledge?

Either way, I'd hit the nearest person with a popped collar. Or the first person I see that's a shitty driver. I'm not too picky.

 

[zehydra]

throw it away, I have no use for it.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Alexander Ovechkin and his fans. I dont care how good he is, he doesnt have the cup, and he got spanked by teams he should have beat constantly. They piss me off the same way that Justin Bieber fans do. They think their artist if the best, even though they did nothing of great accomplishments. Just like Ovechkin.

 

[Gudrests]

so many things....sooo many...things