If you had one (or more) children, what would

[Dys]

I've always thought 'kid' was a nice name, easy to remember and such. It also works for either gender...

 

[Dogstile]

"poopyface" for either gender.

I love being immature.

 

[stonethered]

my son will be Flint, since my surname is stone, many lulz. not worried about teasing, by the time he goes to school most kids wil only know of the flintstones from vitamins. It's a good action hero-y sort of name.

My daughter will be Petra. I like the name anyways, but it's for Petra Arkanian from 'Ender's Game'.

 

[squid5580]

Pagan Amber Lynn and she is gonna be 6 months old in a few days. Just because we are gamers doesn't mean we can't be parents as well.

 

[Deleted]

Call my son Millions, its subtle enough to suggest he's responsible, but wait till his last name, Knives. It makes you think that he's pretty skilled with deadly acrobatics or something.

As for a girl I'll name her... I dunno cindy or something.

 

[The Last Parade]

EXCELSIOR

 

[[Insert Name Here]]

If I had a children, I would name a boy Douglas and a girl Molly. Boring yes, but it won't get ripped on for being named Ariel.

 

[oliveira8]

Ariel (Arry-el) for a boy.
I have no ideas for girls names...

Why you going to give your son a mermaids and washing powder name? He isn't born yet and he is already being mocked in school by bullies.

 

[crudus]

ok, list of names I have considered:

Kalisa
! (I am told that is the written form of a tongue clicking sound)
Optimus Prime
Φ (or 1.61803399)
Don't forget the dry cleaning
C (as in ~3e8m/s)
® or ©
and finally: Crudus

 

[Greaselburger]

For a daughter: Eva, after the EVA unit in C&C

Havent got any son names, would proberly end up as something werid, like frax

 

[kannibus]

Hmm, this is going to have to be resolved by personality.

Uses toilet which resembles headless alien boss monster:
Boy -> Duke (of Nukem)
Girl -> Samus

Sneaks around and steals cookies in dead of night:
Boy -> Garrett (Thief)
Girl -> Leiliana(Dragon Age)

Beats the living hell out of annoying purple dinosaur:
Boy -> Guile
Girl -> Ivy (of Valentine)

Does the "here comes the plane to land" during dinner by themselves:
Boy -> Crenshaw (Hawx)
Girl -> Kei (Ace Combat 5)

Commands minions to do their bidding with nothing other than imperious look:
Boy -> Kane (This is eerily similar enough to my actual name that my kid will most likely end up being named this regardless)
Girl -> Tyrande (Warcraft 3)

Redesigns high chair to double as potty:
Boy -> Freeman
Girl -> Tali

 

[A Random Reader]

Boy: Felix,Isaac or Piers (golden sun series)
girl: Jenna,Sheba or Mia (Err... golden sun series)

 

[eTe]

stinkychops I'm scared... Stay away from Ezio and Navi o,o

 

[hazabaza1]

John or something simple.

I see what you did there.

OT: I dunno, maybe Batman. Or Brick.

 

[ldbmikey86]

Already kinda thought this over, sadly. and they're names I use for pretty much any single player rpg now.

Boy: Gabriel (Syphon Filter), Sareth (Dark Messiah), Royce, Deke (Fear Effect)

Girl: Heather, Lisa, Cheryl, Alessa, Eileen (Silent Hill series) Flece (Summoner)

Just names I like from games that have stuck with me. It doesn't necessarily mean all of these characters hold some special place in my heart though. Well, except Royce and maybe some of the SH crew.

 

[dark-amon]

Okay I will give the names in this order: -what I would have called them/what I wish I could call them.

Male: Balder/BRIIIIIING, or dies-terribly
Female: Elisabeth/ Touch-her-and you-die-terribly

 

[eTe]

I bet there are a few kids running around today called Arthas....

 

[LiteraryLitany]

I was almost named Dejah Thoris (I wish I was kidding. Look her up, she's the Princess of Mars.) so I would be nice to my kids and name them something like "Elizabeth(so she can pick her own nickname)" and Bruce. And no naming him after Batman doesn't count as bad like Dejah Thoris.