if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[xmbts]

I'm not saying I wouldn't steal your presents.

 

[The Clown]

Here, have a cookie, make the most of it, I'm only nice three times a year.

 

[xmbts]

*Takes cookie*
This doesn't mean you're forgiven for ripping out that chunk of my head in that other thread.

 

[The Clown]

This doesn't mean I've forgiven you for hitting me with a shovel and two sledgehammers, although they were tasty they still hurt.

 

[xmbts]

*Strokes chin*
I'm pretty sure I also shot you a few times.

 

[The Clown]

yeah, but bullets do little, my weakness is melee weapons, they still don't kill me, but they hurt more than any other weapon.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*ODST drop pod lands on the Clowns head*

 

[The Clown]

AAAAAHHHH FUCK!, *strokes bucks handsome chin*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have a psychotic clown in my basement...

 

[TheDoctor455]

They keep coming here... they all come here...
HOW DO THESE DAMN POKEMON FIND ME?!?!?!?!

 

[The Clown]

looks like you've got quarter and half choke on there, not a skeet gun.... I'd say 30 inch barrel game gun, probably silver pigeon or berretta.

EDIT: ninja bastard

 

[TheDoctor455]

There's the door, get the hell out of my basement.

 

[The Clown]

No, it smells like me now so it's mine

 

[TheDoctor455]

(mutters a spell)
It doesn't any more... now it smells like (to you) whatever smell you happen to hate and just cannot stand to be in.

 

[The Clown]

Fine.... *moves to the doctors attic*

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't have an attic, so you just walked onto the roof...
(locks and bars the only trapdoor to the roof)

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Oh you've trapped a clown on the roof?
Free target practice!

 

[The Clown]

WEEEE! *does a forward flip off the roof and bounces backwards through the window into the front room back first*

 

[xmbts]

I don't know how long this will last, I'm running out of tools to feed you and they're hard to import to a tiny island.

 

[The Clown]

*throws up a sledge hammer and hands it to xmbts*