if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Ah, the human/mynok hybrid!

*grabs crossbow*

Get out of here!

 

[xmbts]

*Slaps crossbow away*
Bruce Willis can't end me, I'm not threatened by team rocket.
Now then what movie do you want to watch, it gets lonely here.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Looks for help*

Where is Bot3?

*grabs bazooka and gum*

HELP!!

 

[Fursnake]

I would have three different characters tied up in my basement, and some lightning bird thing. I would probably get along best with the startled looking cat critter.

 

[xmbts]

You can't fire that down here, You'll blow the whole damn island up!

Now then will you stop or will I have to get the stick?

EDIT: Alright how do I go about tying that up?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wait, what do you mean 'sub-par'? Am I going to have to shoot some kneecaps?

*Bzzt*
*Punches Stukov*
Sorry Doc needs more practice fixing things.

Here... sit still... let me take a look... (waits for xmbts to open up the relevant panels)
Now let's see what the problem is...
hmm... nothing wrong with the software...

Let's try cleaning the internal connections... (with a can of pressurized oxygen)

Okay... should be clean...

hmmm...

oh!
Here's the problem!

One of your concealed weapons shifted positions during one of the dances, and lodged itself in a minor "nerve cluster".

(moves the concealed weapon to its proper position, and uses a simple spell to repair the superficial damage to the cluster)

Okay... you can close your panels again.

There... is that better?

 

[xmbts]

Probably not during a dance, most likely when The Clown tore out my mouth gun...either way I say we play a nice fun game of mario party 2, I know it's your favorite.

 

[mParadox]

I summon 'Cake'...... could take some time to get here.

Plus i got to make up for calling Ciel an idiot. :\

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Hey Cortana, welcome back!
Sorry about the traps...
I guess you tripped on one of the chairs?

(unties Cortana)
There you go...
now... what can I do for you?

[color=sky blue]Cortana: yeah I did...I've been abit clumsy lately, all that time fiddling with advanced Forerunner tech is getting to me.

And since your offering could you get me something that i can cover up with and a lift to the ONI base on the otherside of town?[/color]

 

[AgDr_ODST]

om nom nom nom nom POST!!!!

 

[Best of the 3]

I don't know really, not like I can force her to stay or leave.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey Cortana, welcome back!
Sorry about the traps...
I guess you tripped on one of the chairs?

(unties Cortana)
There you go...
now... what can I do for you?

[color=sky blue]Cortana: yeah I did...I've been abit clumsy lately, all that time fiddling with advanced Forerunner tech is getting to me.

And since your offering could you get me something that i can cover up with and a lift to the ONI base on the otherside of town?[/color]

Here take this (hands Cortana an old dress)...
it belonged to someone who used to travel with me.

As for your lift...
I think I know where you mean... so...
(mutters a spell, a portal opens up)

There you go.

OT:
I see you've been trying to make some "cake" down here by yourself again Best...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd teach him how to roleplay in private chat.

 

[xmbts]

I would deliver so many things.

 

[The Clown]

*eats xmbts' arm playfully*

 

[mParadox]

Ummm.... happy holidays?

 

[The Clown]

Happy holidays to you too.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Hey Cortana, welcome back!
Sorry about the traps...
I guess you tripped on one of the chairs?

(unties Cortana)
There you go...
now... what can I do for you?

[color=sky blue]Cortana: yeah I did...I've been abit clumsy lately, all that time fiddling with advanced Forerunner tech is getting to me.

And since your offering could you get me something that i can cover up with and a lift to the ONI base on the otherside of town?[/color]

Here take this (hands Cortana an old dress)...
it belonged to someone who used to travel with me.

As for your lift...
I think I know where you mean... so...
(mutters a spell, a portal opens up)

There you go.

[color=sky blue]Cortana:*puts the dress on and approaches the portal* it looks incredible on me! *approaches Doc and hugs him* Thanks again *walks back to the portal*[/color]

OT: rub bleach on his face and see what he looks like without the clown make up

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... we really need to stop derailing this thread like this...

OT:
What is it this time?

 

[The Clown]

dunno, leave my basement please.