if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[The Clown]

Spoiler: OOC

nom nom nommed

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue]Cortana: nothing just wanted to thank you before I left....*walks through the portal*[/color]
ODST: if you wanna take this little bit of RP to pms id be fine with that!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... ODST... sure why not... though it might be about 4 hours before I can respond again.

As for Cortana...
You went through the wrong portal... I don't know where you'll end up.

 

[xmbts]

Do you have a spare arm? Someone seems to have eaten one of mine...again.

 

[The Clown]

*throws up a metallic arm and hands the goo covered thing to xmbts*

 

[xmbts]

...Great.
*picks up arm and uses it to pet the Clowns head*
I'll just put this aside for now.

 

[The Clown]

*makes a fake dog whinning noise and jumps around for a short time, then immediately stands up straight and stands deadly still, a pie in his hand*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Now, where have you put Santa?

 

[Impluse_101]

*Cuddles* I'm your Santa~ :>

 

[The Clown]

*ruins everything cute about him so that it is just a jibbering pinkish red bug eyed fluff-ball with terrible torture*

 

[xmbts]

You're housebroken right?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Doctor: [color=sky blue]Cortana: damn Im at the Office of Marine Intelligence! thats 3 whole cities away D:[/color]

 

[The Clown]

*Infects her with virtual herpies*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue]*Cortana uses anti-virus software to catch and delete virtual herpies*[/color]

 

[Gamegodtre]

hooks up computer into her port...............
downloads all her data to a portable harddrive and deletes her and then reboots her numerous times then deletes her a final time and put her in a toaster

 

[The Clown]

I had a copy *Reinstalls cortana to her storage device*

 

[TheDoctor455]

(swipes the reinstall, examines it closely, then uses it, taking care to remove any "surprises" the Clown had for Cortana)

There you go. Everything should be in order.
(makes several backups of Cortana on several different formats)

 

[xmbts]

Why do the computerized avatars suffer this abuse?

Ah well not important.

 

[The Clown]

*giggle to himself as he notices that the doctor had not noticed all the surprises, which has now been copied onto all the backups*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*giggle to himself as he notices that the doctor had not noticed all the surprises, which has now been copied onto all the backups*

I heard that.
(re-examines all backups and the running copy of Cortana and corrects ALL issues)

There.
And... while we're on the subject...

(shouts a complex incantation, casting a spell that permanently transfers the Clown's consciousness into a golem's body)

Now, Clown, while you are still sentient, your new body doesn't function in the same way. It can now only perform one task at a time, and anyone other than you can give you a command.

That's your penalty for abusing a digital avatar.