if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[xmbts]

Eww, it's got clown slime on it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

WEEEE! *does a forward flip off the roof and bounces backwards through the window into the front room back first*

My house doesn't have any windows. It just has spots that were painted to LOOK like windows.
So you've just smacked into a concrete wall.
Congratulations. I'm sure you're very proud of yourself right now.

OT:
Hey xmbts, how's it hanging?
Is my reboot still working for you?

 

[xmbts]

It seems to be-*grinding noise*-working fine.

 

[Best of the 3]

You still living down here? You know there is an upstairs right?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Funny... I was going to say the same to you.

And please... stop making "cake" down there.

 

[The Clown]

you do know that I can go through concrete right....

 

[TheDoctor455]

Not when my wards are up... which they always are... so you should know be melting and/or teleporting to another random Plane.

 

[The Clown]

damn you and your house of god-moddery

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Rampant Cortana: Did some one say Target Practice? *pulls out a BFG 9000*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey Cortana, welcome back!
Sorry about the traps...
I guess you tripped on one of the chairs?

(unties Cortana)
There you go...
now... what can I do for you?

 

[The Clown]

Get out of my house, or I will do to you what I did to stukov

 

[Admiral Stukov]

...Nothing?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Get out of my house, or I will do to you what I did to stukov

Actually... you're still locked outside of MY house. So shut up.

OT:

I think he tried to trick you out of your numerous patents for cybernetic implants.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Those were all sub-par equipment anyway, old junk from my UED days.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uh... no... I think he got some of your Ghost stuff as well.

Good luck getting it back...
and get this cyber-shit off of my bed!!!
And why is there an Auto-Doc at the foot of the bed?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

...Why not?

 

[xmbts]

Wait, what do you mean 'sub-par'? Am I going to have to shoot some kneecaps?

*Bzzt*
*Punches Stukov*
Sorry Doc needs more practice fixing things.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

That's it. No cybernetic eyes for you.

 

[xmbts]

Too late, took one.

 

[Gamegodtre]

make him perform a concert after taking his hat