if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[scorptatious]

I'd chop him up and sell him as meat.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd color him in.

 

[TheDoctor455]

This doesn't seem physically possible.

 

[i don't know]

My turn *turns TheDoctor into xmbts* BEHOLD! MY epic MIND-F***!

 

[TheDoctor455]

That's not epic, that's amateurish.

*shuts down due to localized blackout*

 

[i don't know]

well you sure look like "you're out of ENERGY", am I right?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*wakes up, back to normal*

I told you were a rank amateur, your attempt didn't last long, now get that grin off of your face.

 

[i don't know]

I turn you into IDK! DOOM! You shall never get rid of that extra fat!
your argument is invalid

 

[xmbts]

There are too many cloned things running around here.

 

[mParadox]

That's right. *loads gun* Thank you for bringing that to my attention.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I turn you into IDK! DOOM! You shall never get rid of that extra fat!
your argument is invalid

You fool, you simply don't understand how mind-fucks work. They don't affect the body in any way, just perception, just the mind.

Nothing else.

And the very fact that I am still able to explain that to you is a testament to your failure.

OT:
I'll pay you to assassinate IDK.

 

[mParadox]

How much are we talking here?

 

[xmbts]

Whose planning a murder?

 

[mParadox]

You saw nothing. >_>

 

[xmbts]

*Ejects tape from mouth*

On the contrary...

 

[TheDoctor455]

How much are we talking here?

A delicious internet cookie of a flavor of your choice.

 

[mParadox]

*Ejects tape from mouth*

On the contrary...

How did you do that?

How much are we talking here?

A delicious internet cookie of a flavor of your choice.

Ooooohhhhh.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Ejects tape from mouth*

On the contrary...

How did you do that?

How much are we talking here?

A delicious internet cookie of a flavor of your choice.

Ooooohhhhh.

*swipes tape and smashes it*

So... mParadox, is it a deal?

 

[mParadox]

Deal.

 

[TheDoctor455]

All right, payment is due when you present proof that the task is complete.
Good luck.