if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[MrJKapowey]

I would run...

See the wake up in bed and ban threads.

 

[mParadox]

You run a lot. I'll chase you. Just for the heck of it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'll just...

*mutter a spell, making mParadox very clumsy and high for several days.*

Just for the hell of it.

 

[i don't know]

I'll turn myself into AwesomeExpress, KNIT ME A PILLOW!

 

[mParadox]

You can't mascarade as another Escapee! That's against.... the LAW!! O_O

 

[TheDoctor455]

You can't mascarade as another Escapee! That's against.... the LAW!! O_O

Indeed, he must be punished. Hold him down mParadox.

 

[mParadox]

No need.

He'll stay down.

 

[i don't know]

I don't know how you will be able to hold down a giant space ship, you still didn't knit those pillows I so desperately want!

 

[TheDoctor455]

You can't turn yourself into AwesomeExpress, therefore you are still a Pyro.

 

[Daffy F]

Set the house on fire.

 

[mParadox]

Set the ears on whip scream and let a mad monkey loose.

 

[i don't know]

you disgust me -.-

 

[xmbts]

I demand muffins.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*conjures an infinite bag of muffins*

There you go.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Are you finished working on the cellar yet?

 

[xmbts]

Want some muffins? I seem to have an overabundance of them.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Are you finished working on the cellar yet?

Yeah, its finished, but the occasional Portal might pop in... nothing anyone can do about that I'm afraid... just don't sing "Soldiers of the Queen" down there and you should be okay.

OT:
Can I have one of those muffins?

 

[xmbts]

*Arms muffin cannon*

 

[Dr.Susse]

This is like the House of leaves.

If there's a god dammed Minotaur here I'm gonna move house.

 

[xmbts]

Minotaur? In my basement? I don't think so.