if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[xmbts]

Hey, I have to buy those tapes you know.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey, I have to buy those tapes you know.

*Tosses some cash at xmbts*

There that should cover it.

 

[xmbts]

Stupid murder plots...breaking my tapes.

 

[i don't know]

I turn you into IDK! DOOM! You shall never get rid of that extra fat!
your argument is invalid

You fool, you simply don't understand how mind-fucks work. They don't affect the body in any way, just perception, just the mind.

Nothing else.

And the very fact that I am still able to explain that to you is a testament to your failure.

OT:
I'll pay you to assassinate IDK.

actually, if I turn you into me, you will never know where all the scars, fat, STD's (JK), and strange women came from(I wish that wasn't a JK but it is ;( . So yeah, you'll never understand!

OT: I'd pay her to protect me from TheDoctor.

 

[mParadox]

I'll kill you. *aims*

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Bring in the Barber.

 

[mParadox]

Bring in the security software.

 

[i don't know]

Bring in the flame thrower.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

PUT OUT THE FLAMETHRONOT THE DRAPES!!

 

[i don't know]

Oh yes the drapes > *burns drapes* Next is your comp., and then comes your cat! *cats walks in* I'LL BURN YOU LATER! meow. SHUT UP! *shoots flare at cat*

Spoiler

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

NOTHTECAT!!OH THE HUMANI...wait. I don't have a cat.

 

[i don't know]

I bought you one, and then I burned it. OH THE IRONY, or should I say..."PYRO"NY!

 

[mParadox]

Your use of irony is depressing. مر!

 

[i don't know]

No one likes me X( *cuts*

I remember those days when I still killed spies, and was "CREDIT TO TEAM", but now I'm nothing but a mess of a man, or women, I'm not sure anymore.

(get it? Depressing irony?)

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

D:

You heartless bastard! Oh I hope you get covered in Jarate!!

 

[i don't know]

I can remedy that real quick (GTA China town wars quote). *begins cutting out Quantum's heart*

 

[MrJKapowey]

I would leave and move to a new country. That would not be enough.

 

[mParadox]

I'd be happy to provide the ticket. for a price of course.

 

[kannibus]

I would already have a ransom note written and in the mail.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I turn you into IDK! DOOM! You shall never get rid of that extra fat!
your argument is invalid

You fool, you simply don't understand how mind-fucks work. They don't affect the body in any way, just perception, just the mind.

Nothing else.

And the very fact that I am still able to explain that to you is a testament to your failure.

OT:
I'll pay you to assassinate IDK.

actually, if I turn you into me, you will never know where all the scars, fat, STD's (JK), and strange women came from(I wish that wasn't a JK but it is ;( . So yeah, you'll never understand!

OT: I'd pay her to protect me from TheDoctor.

Yes, but I didn't turn into you in any way, so shut up.

OT:
Where are you from little sprite?