if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Dr.Susse]

I'd get a pillow for them.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Roll it up in a blanket and throw it off a cliff!

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Pararaptor: You don't have to tie me up to do that! I'll do it for free.

Ot: Assume I'm about to be attacked by neighbourhood watch.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Hehe, well played Doc.

The first thing I'd be doing is finding out which of my mates slipped me the drugs that resulted in me tying a bus up in my basement.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Find out if the cat ears are removable.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Douse her in petrol and light her on fire!

 

[xmbts]

This seems...more illegal then normal.

 

[xmbts]

Well Halloween is coming up so I suppose I'd use you as a decoration, then put off putting you in storage till about mid-august.

 

[i don't know]

Speaking of Halloween, everyone gather round for the story...um of the man with no eyes? *stops suffocating xmbts with water*

 

[Anarchemitis]

Wait, I think I have this the other way around. A creature such as you would probably have me stuffed in their basement. Oh the irony!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Take off his head and put it on my porch.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Untie it and say "sorry I thought you were someone else"

 

[i don't know]

uh, I'm not going to let the public know what I'll do with this one.

 

[xmbts]

Let the waterlogged vengeance commence.

 

[i don't know]

I'm going to see if ripping out its wires will kill it, if that doesn't then I'll just stare at it.

 

[xmbts]

(They're charging her so it might take a bit but she would crap out sooner or later)

I'm going to see if those grenades work.

 

[Lust]

I hope you like strawberries........

 

[xmbts]

I do...?