if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Gudrests]

if its a girl....well do something wrong...if its a male...sit down and bond over beers

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd shave their heads.

 

[xmbts]

I would fly to the edge of the universe to see my alternate universe self lording their cowboy hat over me.

if its a girl....well do something wrong...if its a male...sit down and bond over beers

It's a cyborg girl, who can do horrible things with her face.

EDIT: I found one that wasn't on a shirt.

 

[Lust]

I'd beat you with a salami...............then shove pieces of it in your nose........

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd take your horns and mount them over my fireplace.

 

[Blue Musician]

I'd take your ship and make you into a fireplace.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd feed you nothing but sauerkraut until you were 26 and a half years old.

 

[Blue Musician]

I would just overfeed you with salt.

 

[Lust]

Give you paper cuts and then squirt lemon juice at you....

Oooo............feel the sting......

 

[AwesomeExpress]

We'd play never ending twister!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Dismantle it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Get the fuck out of my basement.
I'm tired of dealing with your lawsuit-happy parents.
Fuck off.

 

[i don't know]

I thought I let you go, and why did you tie me up in your space ship!? That's just wrong! Basements are trendy now!

 

[Vrex360]

I don't know.


... Okay seriously, I'd have him barbecue me some hamburgers

 

[Steppin Razor]

*starts playing with sword*
What? I've always wanted some form of energy weapon, and now that I've got him tied up I can play with this sword to my heart's content.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Dance puppet dance!

 

[Steppin Razor]

I'd douse it in petrol and light it on fire.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Melt you down and use your genetic code to help make the "catgirl" Reaper.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Break it down and sell it for scrap metal.

 

[TheDoctor455]

WTF!?!?!?!? I melted you down! How the hell did you get back in here!?!??!

No matter... just more fodder for the Reapers... hopefully they won't make another Reaper after "catgirl"... that fetish should keep those tentacled bastards busy.