if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Steppin Razor]

*kicks*
Stupid heap of crap.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

How did you even know I had a basement?

 

[Hussmann54]

*clicks the jumper cables wired to the car battery so they spark*
Wait...What makes you think this is your basement? Whatever... hold still....

 

[A random person]

Give a lecture on why I prefer the Half-Life series.

 

[i don't know]

Give a lecture about how I like anything Valve makes (no I'm not advertising, opinions are opinions, deal with it).

 

[Glaive_21842]

Remove mask. Must. See. Faaaace *twitch*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Run very far before the police find me.

 

[Glaive_21842]

Wait...wait what? I...when did..but this...how...w..w.w.w......what?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Teach 'em to use their imagination! And also.. make me ice cream.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Someone gets too watch every episode of Two and a Half Men, I am one evil basterd

 

[Dr.Susse]

Bolt my basement door so no one can tie themself up there again.

 

[A random person]

Wonder how I'm traveling across a desert while being in my basement.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No one will have to deal with her again.

 

[i don't know]

*steps away from comp, grabs beer and walks to basement* What the, how did you find my house? How did you find my basement? How did you find my rope? *begins slapping violently* I'm angry! feel my wrath! *explodes with rage, literally*

 

[xmbts]

It's like the sister I never had, held against her will.
Just went up in a cloud of ninja smoke and turned into you.

 

[A random person]

Try to have computer sex with her.

 

[Nouw]

I'd force her to see and listen to Brockencyde for the rest of her life!

 

[i don't know]

We meet again Mr.Clown, so how was your day? Did you bring me any pie? *unties clown* Anyways don't tell anyone the location of my secret hide-out, its a secret, ssssshhhhhhh.

 

[xmbts]

I'm beginning to think you like my basement, I am thinking of putting in a minibar.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Okay, if you want to stay in my basement then you have to help me remodel.