if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... I was just about to say that about whatever the fuck you are.

 

[Blue Musician]

*Pokes with a bamboo stick*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Grab a magnet and see what it does to that.

 

[Blue Musician]

Introduce him to my sister.
[sub]It's creepier than it sounds[/sub].

 

[xmbts]

I would become good friends with their sister.

 

[Best of the 3]

Keep it chained up along with that guys sister.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Dump you in the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center, and take my usual fee.

 

[vanthebaron]

try to figure out what the hell it is

 

[xmbts]

Ah, yes you will make a fine addition to my collection.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Drain the ADAM out of you.

 

[i don't know]

Eat your soul, wait, it wasn't EOS, it was SOS, hmmm.

 

[Rune342]

Question where I got a basement, and how you got into it, then promptly kick you out.

 

[Dango]

Have her meet Xpwn3ntial's avatar.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Get them to make me a bacon sandwich and a big salad.

 

[Daffy F]

Stick it on my spaceship!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Not quite sure. The guy, the knife person, or the shark?

 

[Daffy F]

All of them! (It's Barack Obama By the way)
OT: Make them make me a sandwich!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Sink the ship and harpoon the shark.

 

[Sacman]

most likely rape... but, hey, you like video games too, right? wanna play Starcraft afterward?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Since you're just a face flickering on a screen... I just turn off the screen. Bye!