if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Sacman]

My head would explode from the cuteness of their avatar...

 

[Dango]

Play him the most catchy song I can think of.

 

[A random person]

Have cute, consensual sex with her (after untying her, as I'm not into bondage).

 

[SPCF]

:O:O
Kill it :/

 

[xmbts]

It's a stereo right? Why would I have to tie it up?

 

[A random person]

More computer sex!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Grab a fire extinguisher and try to stop the flames.

 

[A random person]

So Yuki came crawling into my basement. Ah sweetness.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Uh-oh. Rapist on fire. Hello, emergency services? Yes, there is a rapist on fire in my basement. I am unsure whether the police, ambulance, or firemen should come here.

 

[Skorpyo]

Um, are you of legal age?

And when the hell did I kidnap YOU?

 

[Nouw]

"HOLY SHIT!!!!!"

I'd run away.

 

[Stuntkid]

What's with all these "avatar above you" threads LOL

Well, while I'm here. I'll eat all your pies and steal your wig.

 

[A random person]

Demand the secret launch codes.

 

[xmbts]

Ah, the shoe is on the other foot, or should I say the rape is on the other...you know what just get out of here my head hurts.

 

[Lust]

What are you doing here?!?!...............what is goin' on?!?!...........

 

[Dango]

Dress them up like a starfish and have them recite the Starfish Alliance anthem.

 

[A random person]

Try to seduce you gently.

 

[Lust]

I will attempt to woo you......................*waves hands*..........

 

[Hastur 1993]

Sacrifice him for the blood god, but first i would attempt to flirt with him.