if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[AgDr_ODST]

Save you from the Zerg in my basement, take you upstairs and give you some good food

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

EMP, C-4, rinse and repeat. That should get rid of my Cortana infestation.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

burn the two bit pokemon thieves to death and shove thier remains into a shallow grave

 

[mParadox]

Tell me the relevance of the blue eyes!

 

[i don't know]

so, have you come to assassinate my basement dwellers?

 

[Amy Sorel]

Fill the room with gass, then tell him there is no gass and he can take his mask off.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'd leave it there. Brightens up the place.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd show him my Pokemons!

 

[Vakz]

Would show you MY pokemon! *Pulls out Pokemon White*

 

[XThecommander]

How did you get in my basement? O right... Your a ghost.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

HA! So am I, at least that's what my wikipage tells me, http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Stukov

 

[Vakz]

Why would I have you tied up? You never leave your room anyway.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Because you're criminally insane?

 

[XThecommander]

You again, can't you keep out of my humble home? As long as you're here, do you want some tea?
*offers cup of tea.*

 

[Vakz]

How did you get in here? We don't even HAVE a basement.
Protip: Stukov only drinks coffee. He takes tea as an insult to his manliness (but perhaps that was your intent?)

 

[XThecommander]

Indeed it was, now you are back in my basement, tell me, what do you wish to drink?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Well, tea with whiskey tastes awful.

...coffee.

 

[XThecommander]

Very well.
*Hands him cup of coffee.*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*proceeds to pour whiskey in the coffee*
You have any whipped cream?