if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Spoonius]

And I have to figure out how to learn English.

 

[TheDoctor455]

And I need to get a better kangaroo repellent.

 

[Nouw]

I'd make him my personal slave that does everything for me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mind-fucks Nouw so that he and his squad are now my personal slaves*

You new master demands a puppet show! Chop chop!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get him to clean out my garage.

 

[Spoonius]

I'd use it as my personal space shuttle.

 

[xmbts]

I would set up a camera and get idiots to try and fight it, youtube gold right there.

 

[Spoonius]

I'd escape from the ring and rape her.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, removing Spoon's "rape" impulse*

There... that should take care of that.

 

[xmbts]

Well...thanks I guess, could have taken him though.

 

[Spoonius]

*Wanders aimlessly, only purpose in life gone*

 

[xmbts]

Aww, now I feel bad.

 

[Spoonius]

Not as bad as you would have otherwise...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue]Cortana uses the power of 4chan HAX to return Spoon's rape impulse and give him a strong desire to rape The Doctor[/color]

 

[xmbts]

I have no qualms with this.

 

[Spoonius]

Prepare for Kangaroo Rape.

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[xmbts]

Spoiler: Prepare to take that elsewhere.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Prepare to cut that fringe...its freaking me out!

 

[Spoonius]

*Starts searching for Doctor*

 

[TheDoctor455]

[color=sky blue]Cortana uses the power of 4chan HAX to return Spoon's rape impulse and give him a strong desire to rape The Doctor[/color]

Damn it... just remember, you brought this on yourself.

*removes all of Cortana's hacking mods, deletes all emergency backups of herself that she had, and reprograms her into believing that she is a female kangaroo, and now wants Spoon very badly*

OT:
*mutters a spell, removing Spoon's rape impulses again*