if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

Too late, I got the watering can back through my own means.

No, you have a fake. *holds up the real one*

What's it worth to you?

Pretty sure I could just make a new one materialize.

*mutters a spell*

Not any more.

Nope, still working.

Oh fine then.

*chucks the watering can at Smug's head*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Too late, I got the watering can back through my own means.

No, you have a fake. *holds up the real one*

What's it worth to you?

Pretty sure I could just make a new one materialize.

*mutters a spell*

Not any more.

Nope, still working.

Oh fine then.

*chucks the watering can at Smug's head*

*Opens a portal, uses it to get inside Doc's subconscious*

You do realize you've entered the mind of someone who has been alive for thousands of years, right?

In here, I can do whatever I want with you. Here, I can do some serious harm to you.

*beats the shit out of Smug's astral projection*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Too late, I got the watering can back through my own means.

No, you have a fake. *holds up the real one*

What's it worth to you?

Pretty sure I could just make a new one materialize.

*mutters a spell*

Not any more.

Nope, still working.

Oh fine then.

*chucks the watering can at Smug's head*

*Opens a portal, uses it to get inside Doc's subconscious*

You do realize you've entered the mind of someone who has been alive for thousands of years, right?

In here, I can do whatever I want with you. Here, I can do some serious harm to you.

*beats the shit out of Smug's astral projection*

Change "Smug" to "Doc" and that is my answer.

If you don't get out of your own subconscious, your body will eventually become a living corpse.

Have you seen my body?

It pretty much already IS one.

But... *leaves*

*mutters a spell, forcing Smug out*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Too late, I got the watering can back through my own means.

No, you have a fake. *holds up the real one*

What's it worth to you?

Pretty sure I could just make a new one materialize.

*mutters a spell*

Not any more.

Nope, still working.

Oh fine then.

*chucks the watering can at Smug's head*

*Opens a portal, uses it to get inside Doc's subconscious*

You do realize you've entered the mind of someone who has been alive for thousands of years, right?

In here, I can do whatever I want with you. Here, I can do some serious harm to you.

*beats the shit out of Smug's astral projection*

Change "Smug" to "Doc" and that is my answer.

If you don't get out of your own subconscious, your body will eventually become a living corpse.

Have you seen my body?

It pretty much already IS one.

But... *leaves*

*mutters a spell, forcing Smug out*

So... did I win?

No.
Stay the fuck out of my head.

 

[xmbts]

Doc, are you entertaining strange artificial girls in your basement, be honest now.

 

[mParadox]

Oh hush!

Never question the outcome!

Now.... don't mind me. Just passing through...

 

[mParadox]

...... Please get out before i open all the traps.

 

[The Clown]

You're staying here.... UNTIL YOU FIX MY GOD DAMN SINK!!!

 

[xmbts]

*Detaches basement, which proceeds to sink to the ocean floor*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'm sorry, did you say sink or conspiracy kitchen sink [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConspiracyKitchenSink]?

 

[xmbts]

I said sink, you want to join him down there?

 

[scorptatious]

I'm gonna give you a haircut whether you like it or not!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Don't you dare to threaten me, I have TvTropes links and I'm not afraid to use them!

 

[xmbts]

Whatever! I do what I want!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Doc, are you entertaining strange artificial girls in your basement, be honest now.

You're not helping.