if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[xmbts]

I'm just saying you seem to have a thing for girls who don't even qualify as human.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm just saying you seem to have a thing for girls who don't even qualify as human.

And I'm just saying that given how often you come into my basement, you seem to have a thing for guys that could pass themselves off as zombies.

 

[xmbts]

Hey! Don't talk about Stukov like that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey! Don't talk about Stukov like that.

Ha ha.

We both know who I was really talking about.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

while you were knocked out I disabled your ability to mind fuck people

 

[TheDoctor455]

while you were knocked out I disabled your ability to mind fuck people

*mutters a spell, travels back in time and prevents Cortana/AgDR_ODST from taking that ability away*

I'll let that attempt slide for now.

Don't try that again.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

while you were knocked out I disabled your ability to mind fuck people

*mutters a spell, travels back in time and prevents Cortana/AgDR_ODST from taking that ability away*

I'll let that attempt slide for now.

Don't try that again.

awww your no fun....besides...I was only doing it so you couldn't use that mumbo jimbo shit on me

 

[TheDoctor455]

while you were knocked out I disabled your ability to mind fuck people

*mutters a spell, travels back in time and prevents Cortana/AgDR_ODST from taking that ability away*

I'll let that attempt slide for now.

Don't try that again.

awww your no fun....besides...I was only doing it so you couldn't use that mumbo jimbo shit on me

I wasn't going to.

And I'm still not.

The thing one must understand about my mind-fuckery is that...
1. This isn't real, its all a trick.
2. We're on a forum, so my mind-fuckery only takes effect if the person on the other end actually goes along with it. They can, at any point just say "no". While it is preferable that they come up for a reason that it doesn't work, but they don't have to.
3. Just tell me not to, and I won't.

OT:
Tripped up on my traps again?
*unties, grabs a nearby bathrobe. Mutters a spell, a cup of coffee appears, the Nameless One offers it to Cortana*

Here...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Thanks Doc! *takes the robe and the coffee* mmmmmh Eggnog spiced latte! X>3

 

[xmbts]

Finally, I was getting sick of all the crusty old guys in my basement.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue]*eyes up Xmbts* me and you are gonna have some fun![/color]

 

[The Clown]

How the hell are you even tied up? real ropes don't work on you

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Where are the Wringling brothers?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

How the hell are you even tied up? real ropes don't work on you

The ropes are holograms I can break free at a moments notice...I wanna be tied up

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Good for you. Now stay that way.

 

[TheDoctor455]

How the hell are you even tied up? real ropes don't work on you

The ropes are holograms I can break free at a moments notice...I wanna be tied up

Kinky.

OT:
Before I untie you Xpwn, I would like to apologize for the traps in here... but... I need to know what you were doing down here in the first place.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

@Doctor: Raiding the wine cellar.

OT: Did you learn your lesson?

 

[The Clown]

How the hell are you even tied up? real ropes don't work on you

The ropes are holograms I can break free at a moments notice...I wanna be tied up

I agree with the doctor, kinky *winks*

 

[TheDoctor455]

@Doctor: Raiding the wine cellar.

snip

I don't drink so there's no booze down there.

Try the Mortuary next time. They use some of the rarer wines in the embalming process.

OT:
Sorry Clown, no booze in here, go away.

 

[xmbts]

[color=sky blue]*eyes up Xmbts* me and you are gonna have some fun![/color]

OT: Back again are you?