if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sorry, remotes don't work on me.

*Uses Spirit Bomb*

 

[TheDoctor455]

It wasn't for you stupid.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: ...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd untie him and encourage him to flee with me before that damned wannabe Doctor comes back.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*shoot the 3 known Cortana/Halo Haters in the face and bury thier bodies in the woods*

 

[xmbts]

I'd put her in my head and we would be an unstoppable team fighting for...well not good, but something.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Cortana: I've beeen rampant for 10 minutes I could care less if what we do is evil

 

[xmbts]

I didn't mean evil so much as self serving...as long as that self is Murdoc.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*pushes a button marked "Cortana".*

...

 

[xmbts]

*Tears off clothes and starts making snide comments*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*pushes a button marked "Murdock Suicide".*

 

[xmbts]

*Arms self destruct charge*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, disarming the self-destruct charge and wiping that command from existence.*

Okay... let's try something less dangerous...

*pushes a button marked "drunk noodle".*

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Nothing says drunk like playing the keyboard and singing with a football helmet on.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wow... she's pretty talented isn't she?

 

[xmbts]

If not eccentric yes.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Still...
*pushes a button marked "get everyone drunk".*

 

[xmbts]

I'll raid Murdoc's booze supplies, he won't notice if a few gallons go missing.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get you to recap all of Star Trek for me.

 

[xmbts]

I'd fail miserably at that.