if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

*rolls up a newspaper and smacks Lupus with it*

Bad Lupus! Bad! Stop that right now!

 

[LupusDei]

[Grumbles, releases grip and sits on the floor]

Foine master.

Can I accompany you on some evil daring plan now?

You never walk me anymore, and I miss the smell of slaughter.

 

[mParadox]

Since when did you ever take part in slaughter?

 

[LupusDei]

I'm a very complex individual, I do many things.

I once sodomized an entire village with nothing more than a rusty spoon, a handwhisk, 3 packets of mustard and a tube of do it yourself mega-super adhesive.

Its a funny story actually, what I did was....

Ahem, nevermind. The answer is ocassionally.

 

[mParadox]

Fair answer.

Doesn't save you from my blades.

 

[LupusDei]

Oh yeah? yeah?

Well maybe I welcome your blades?

Maybe I've gotten so used to them that I've learnt to love them.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You stay in the basement, you thread camper.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd show you all the pictures I took while I waited in line to kiss the Blarney Stone.

 

[i don't know]

I'd show it all of the pictures I took of me skinning small animals...

 

[LupusDei]

I'd remove your gasmask, place a hunger crazed wolveraine on your face, before squeezing your mask back on again.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd tickle him with a blowtorch until he told me where the blueprints to Finxley's secret base were!

 

[the lapalminator]

steal the hat and sell her for ransome

 

[LupusDei]

I'd set up a television, and force him to watch 'Rick Roll'

Until he told me where to find the well of eternal youth.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd put a certain song on permanent loop until he told me where the microfilm is.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd teach him what to do when he gets ninja'd.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd ask him what he does when he's ninja'd.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd teach him what to do when he gets ninja'd.

Complain about it?

 

[i don't know]

NO! You make use of it, by being a troll for a few posts, and using the fact that you got ninja'd as an alibi for your madness!

 

[TheDoctor455]

NO! You make use of it, by being a troll for a few posts, and using that fact that you got ninja'd as an alibi for your madness!

Umm... that's pretty much what I said.