if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd steal the cargo within it and flee.

 

[Scde2]

Prepare your...Mind!

 

[xmbts]

I'd prepare my mind.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My mind has been ready for this day.

 

[mParadox]

My mind has been prepped for this moment.

 

[i don't know]

M mind is shot...ow.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'd cook you dinner.

Spoiler: Like this.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No thanks Stukov...
My bowels still haven't fully recovered from the last time.

 

[i don't know]

I'd give him a present. *regurgitates Hedwig*

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd give him a present. *regurgitates Hedwig*

But...
She's dead...
You killed her... skinned her... ate her...

DIE!!!!

*deploys incineration tech, fires at you with SMG*

 

[i don't know]

*dodges bullets*

Well, she's not completely dead...ZOMBEH KITTEH!

 

[xmbts]

Hmm...

*Picks up the cat and takes it to the cupboard*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I think I should release you.

I don't want to get eaten alive by a middle aged man/pedo...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Want to have an interesting discussion about World War I politics? No? Too bad, you're strapped in so enjoy the ride.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd watch to see if he can grow back his limbs.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd steal the keys to the ship and then wait and see how the owner reacts.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd whip him! Whip him good! It's not too late, to whip him!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd loot everything.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd make him build me a wagon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd make him steal Jack Sparrowchu for me.

[sub]Cookie for the reference.[/sub]