If you had to go back in time, and kill one person...

[SilverUchiha]

I would go back in time 50 times and kill Hitler

... oh wait...

Um... I would probably have to say Kaiser Wilhelm wouldn't be bad. George Lucas shortly after the original Star Wars and Indiana Jones films were finished. Maybe Bill Gates and then steal his identity just before Microsoft took off in the stock market (and I'm sure identity theft was WAY easier back then).

I really can't think of anyone else worth mention just yet. Give me a moment... it'll come to me.

 

[crudus]

I am going with Thomas Edison. Don't look at me and say "But he invented the light bulb and the video camera". At which point I will say to you what I say to everyone "who the fuck didn't". Also the world would be much better if Tesla wasn't fighting with Edison.

Yes! Then we may have seen Tesla share his brilliant inventions with all mankind :,)

I more meant Tesla was working on and close to the theory linking all the forces together. We still don't have that today and would really do well with it.

 

[FortheLegion]

Marcus Junius Brutus, yes the Senator who assassinated Caesar...

For the Glory of Rome!!!

This.

As you said: For the Glory of Rome!!!!!!!!

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I'll kill Jesus, if he's been crucified, you'll know I've succeeded in time travel.

Win

OT:
I would kill the man/woman/trog that invent porn so I could have my wasted days back.

 

[FortheLegion]

Going for the obvious choice of hitler.

But he potentially saved us from Communism

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Going for the obvious choice of hitler.

But he potentially saved us from Communism

And Germany would still be in depression and hog all the good beer for them selves.

 

[Ensiferum]

I guess the obvious answer would be some sort of ruthless dictator such as the aforementioned Hitler or someone else responsible for a massive amount of deaths such as Stalin. However, there's a good reason to give pause before doing so. In one of the most famous scenes from classed Doctor Who, the Fourth Doctor tells us why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RxBstFm69A

Kudos for mentioning the great scene.

Has to be Richard Dawkins. In a freak accident. Just as he says "May God strike me down if I lie".

That would be so funny.

Thank you sir! And Dawkins can have my vote as well, haha.

 

[RootbeerJello]

I would kill my great, great, great, great Grandfather, then impregnate my great, great, great, great Grandmother.

Just for shits and gigs. See what happens.

Your Fry avatar gives away where you got that idea, mister "I'm my own Great Great Geat great Grandfather."

 

[butterkniferampage]

Fucking Aaron Copland. Son of a motherfucking horrible song-writing prick.

 

[zakski]

the execs that cancelled firefly?

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

I would kill my great, great, great, great Grandfather, then impregnate my great, great, great, great Grandmother.

Just for shits and gigs. See what happens.

Your Fry avatar gives away where you got that idea, mister "I'm my own Great Great Geat great Grandfather."

Haha, I didn't even notice until after I posted. I looked at my avatar and just felt good at how perfectly it went together.

 

[Caligulove]

Would I have to kill someone?
I think things could be solved without directly murdering them. Would also give you more to brag about, like hey 'so I went back in time and stopped the holocaust AND got Hitler recognized as painter and humanitarian' or something COMPLETELY different

Or rather, you would read that in the history texts...

 

[Littlee300]

Jesus. Just cause.

Wouldn't he just become back alive?

I would kill myself

Emo

 

[dcdude171]

jesus thatd fuck shit up 0.0 on a serious note probly fidel castro or osama bin laden cause nobody can seem to find him

 

[C95J]

Jesus. Just cause.

Wouldn't he just become back alive?

I would kill myself

Emo

lol

also, Zombie Jesus would be so cool your mind would explode

 

[RicoADF]

The guy that attacked my girlfriend, before he does obviously.

 

[Serenegoose]

Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus - it would have likely changed nothing, but it would be interesting to see if Hannibal actually pulls his socks up and goes for a strategic defeat of the Romans after triumphing at Zama (because history has to be dramatic, let's say the replacement of scipio sucks and Hannibal beats him - because 'Hannibal loses anyway' is totally boring.)

 

[Zepren]

Justin beiber but i dont need to time travel from that one. Well maybe to just befor ehe made his first youtube post or however he got famous.

 

[MagicMouse]

Marcus Junius Brutus, yes the Senator who assassinated Caesar...

For the Glory of Rome!!!

This.

Or the leader of the Vikings.

Either way it prevents the dark ages from setting society back a couple hundred years.

 

[Uber Evil]

Whoever started the Communist movement in Russia. Hopefully ... I forget his name, but he lives in Russia and apparently it sucks a lot. Maybe it would make his life better. Or worse. I hope for the former.

EDIT: Kollega. That's the name.

Either, The man who shot kennedy..

Or baraq obama.

Why Obama?