If you met God

[squidbuddy99]

First I would buy him a Coke for creating the movie and martial arts legend that was Bruce Lee, my role model. Then I'd slap it out of his hands for inventing cerebral edemas. Douche.

Technically God (if he exists) didn't invent cerebral edemas any more than swimming pool manufacturers invented drowning.

As for your question. Hard to answer really. Which version of God are dealing with?

You know, God. The Creator. Allah. Whatever ethereal origin of life ou have.
Oh, and I'm still not going to forgive him for the oedema thing.

 

[De Ronneman]

I'd probably say I'm a big fan, but just spurt out 1 question: Why is there hunger and pain? Did they do something wrong, are you just an asshole or is there a specific reason?

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

I'd show him a Babelfish, and then watch him vanish in a puff of logic.

 

[Skeleton Jelly]

I'd crucify him.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I would tell him he's a ****

 

[Norks]

Ask him to give me the powers of a mind controlling puppet-master! MWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Jark212]

Deny his/her/it's existence right to it's face...

Well I might get some respect for holding strong to my beliefs...

 

[tzimize]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'd be like, "Wow, and here I was thinking Aetheism was correct ... I'm still not worshipping you, hope you don't mind ... and while you're here, can I have superpowers or something, this whole 'having to drive' thing would be so much more bearable if I could fly instead."

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'd say "Hey, who put this mirror in front of me?"

That's right. I am God.

Jeez, Mr.Hubilub, if you are God, then why are you wasting your time typing on a gaming forum?
Don't you have problems to solve? Do you know how many people don't believe in you? FIX THAT!

I shall use the answer that everyone else uses.

I move in mysterious ways!

If you want the real answer, it's that I can't be arsed.

 

[Chester41585]

"Well, I suppose there's some things you want to talk about."

 

[Hazy]

"So... how's the wife?"

 

[Dok Zombie]

I'd ask who is better, The Who or The Rolling Stones, then gloat to my friend when he inevitably says The Who.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

Asking him me why is not really a question.

HA!

 

[Ithera]

Well, I know one thing. I wouldn't give him any attitude. Other than that? Who knows. Id probably end up bending my knee and groveling. You don't mess around with a entity that sports damnation at his fingertips.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

I'd punch him for teaching me how to sing.

I'd ask him if he did it all for the lulz, since I'm honestly having a hard time imagining any other reason.

 

[Cherry Cola]

"So... how's the wife?"

"Not good I'm afraid. I haven't been getting any poontang ever since I forced my son to die for the sins of all mankind.

2000 years without sex is something not even God can handle, I'll tell you that."

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

I'd ask him if he was a metalhead or not.
[sub][sub]i know he is[/sub][/sub]

 

[Booze Zombie]

"What the fuck, man? You created Hitler!"

 

[tzimize]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

Asking him me why is not really a question.

HA!

Well only gramatically, it lacks a question mark, and besides god would know anyway, and I dont think god would be a grammar nazi :>