If you met God

[Reboare]

I'd tell him to start doing a better job or beg for superpowers.

 

[El Poncho]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

Why is not a good enough question ^-^

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

Asking him me why is not really a question.

HA!

Well only gramatically, it lacks a question mark, and besides god would know anyway, and I dont think god would be a grammar nazi :>

Questions need to have a point. Simply asking someone why is a valid enough question as because is a valid enough answer.

 

[tzimize]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

Why is not a good enough question ^-^

God would know what I asked, I shouldnt even have to say it, but feeling I need to I would ask "why?".

 

[Canadian Briton]

Would dance because that means there is an afterlife.

 

[tzimize]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

Asking him me why is not really a question.

HA!

Well only gramatically, it lacks a question mark, and besides god would know anyway, and I dont think god would be a grammar nazi :>

Questions need to have a point. Simply asking someone why is a valid enough question as because is a valid enough answer.

Not really. As I said, god would know why "what" and the "what" would be "everything", because is not sufficient to answer that. Or anything. Unless the question is: How do you spell "because"? or something like that.

 

[Canadian Briton]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

Why is not a good enough question ^-^

God would know what I asked, I shouldnt even have to say it, but feeling I need to I would ask "why?".

Dude thats deep.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

Asking him me why is not really a question.

HA!

Well only gramatically, it lacks a question mark, and besides god would know anyway, and I dont think god would be a grammar nazi :>

Questions need to have a point. Simply asking someone why is a valid enough question as because is a valid enough answer.

Not really. As I said, god would know why "what" and the "what" would be "everything", because is not sufficient to answer that. Or anything. Unless the question is: How do you spell "because"? or something like that.

But that is drawing the conclusion that you would be able to comprehend the answer. If God certainly was real, then the saying that trying to explain how God acts is like trying to explain to an ant how a TV works would apply, therefore he would know that even trying to answer that question in a way that you would understand would be impossible, and therefore the answer "Because" is as good as you're ever going to understand why.

 

[tzimize]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

Asking him me why is not really a question.

HA!

Well only gramatically, it lacks a question mark, and besides god would know anyway, and I dont think god would be a grammar nazi :>

Questions need to have a point. Simply asking someone why is a valid enough question as because is a valid enough answer.

Not really. As I said, god would know why "what" and the "what" would be "everything", because is not sufficient to answer that. Or anything. Unless the question is: How do you spell "because"? or something like that.

But that is drawing the conclusion that you would be able to comprehend the answer. If God certainly was real, then the saying that trying to explain how God acts is like trying to explain to an ant how a TV works would apply, therefore he would know that even trying to answer that question in a way that you would understand would be impossible, and therefore the answer "Because" is as good as you're ever going to understand why.

If god is omnipotent I am sure he is powerful enough to either
1: Be smart enough to explain it to me in an understandable way or
2: Make me smart enough to understand it

 

[Cherry Cola]

"So... how's the wife?"

"Not good I'm afraid. I haven't been getting any poontang ever since I forced my son to die for the sins of all mankind.

2000 years without sex is something not even God can handle, I'll tell you that."

I thought you weren't married.

I just say that to keep the damn paparazzi of my ass.

Seriously, all I did was create the entire universe and now everyone is completely fascinated by me. Now I know how Quentin Tarantino feels.

 

[squidbuddy99]

Oh, and God? Dont think for ONCE you got away with the whole Brandon Lee bit. The first time was a dick move, but that was just uncalled for.
I'm watchin you, bub.

 

[RentCavalier]

I'd punch him in the face.

If I was more prepared, I'd outright kill him.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

Asking him me why is not really a question.

HA!

Well only gramatically, it lacks a question mark, and besides god would know anyway, and I dont think god would be a grammar nazi :>

Questions need to have a point. Simply asking someone why is a valid enough question as because is a valid enough answer.

Not really. As I said, god would know why "what" and the "what" would be "everything", because is not sufficient to answer that. Or anything. Unless the question is: How do you spell "because"? or something like that.

But that is drawing the conclusion that you would be able to comprehend the answer. If God certainly was real, then the saying that trying to explain how God acts is like trying to explain to an ant how a TV works would apply, therefore he would know that even trying to answer that question in a way that you would understand would be impossible, and therefore the answer "Because" is as good as you're ever going to understand why.

If god is omnipotent I am sure he is powerful enough to either
1: Be smart enough to explain it to me in an understandable way or
2: Make me smart enough to understand it

Then God would have to make you Omniscient, and I seriously doubt he would let one simple man become Omniscient, if even for a second.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

First I would buy him a Coke for creating the movie and martial arts legend that was Bruce Lee, my role model. Then I'd slap it out of his hands for inventing cerebral edemas. Douche.

Technically God (if he exists) didn't invent cerebral edemas any more than swimming pool manufacturers invented drowning.

As for your question. Hard to answer really. Which version of God are dealing with?

You know, God. The Creator. Allah. Whatever ethereal origin of life ou have.
Oh, and I'm still not going to forgive him for the oedema thing.

Actually, God had to have created literally everything if it exists. Swimming pool manufacturers didn't build the universe from scratch, but God did.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Well, if the Bible is true, I'd have to run and find a pot to shove my head in so my brain doesn't explode.

After that, I have no idea. Run away screaming because I know what side of the hell/heaven fence I'm going to end up on?

 

[OmegaXzors]

I'll pretend to be Asatru.

"Sup Thor. Can you give me a portable, non-breakable, theft proof, completely-usable-in-any-practical-way-that-I-need-it-to-be-used energy source so I never have to pay an electric bill again?"

 

[LeonLethality]

I'd say "Hey, who put this mirror in front of me?"

That's right. I am God.

Does that mean if I catch you you will grant me three wishes?! *lays Hubilub traps*
I'd then proceed to ask you why you have such blindingly blonde hair.

 

[tzimize]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

Asking him me why is not really a question.

HA!

Well only gramatically, it lacks a question mark, and besides god would know anyway, and I dont think god would be a grammar nazi :>

Questions need to have a point. Simply asking someone why is a valid enough question as because is a valid enough answer.

Not really. As I said, god would know why "what" and the "what" would be "everything", because is not sufficient to answer that. Or anything. Unless the question is: How do you spell "because"? or something like that.

But that is drawing the conclusion that you would be able to comprehend the answer. If God certainly was real, then the saying that trying to explain how God acts is like trying to explain to an ant how a TV works would apply, therefore he would know that even trying to answer that question in a way that you would understand would be impossible, and therefore the answer "Because" is as good as you're ever going to understand why.

If god is omnipotent I am sure he is powerful enough to either
1: Be smart enough to explain it to me in an understandable way or
2: Make me smart enough to understand it

Then God would have to make you Omniscient, and I seriously doubt he would let one simple man become Omniscient, if even for a second.

I find that just as likely as me being allowed to meet him and ask him a question. Its a "what if" thread after all.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

Asking him me why is not really a question.

HA!

Well only gramatically, it lacks a question mark, and besides god would know anyway, and I dont think god would be a grammar nazi :>

Questions need to have a point. Simply asking someone why is a valid enough question as because is a valid enough answer.

Not really. As I said, god would know why "what" and the "what" would be "everything", because is not sufficient to answer that. Or anything. Unless the question is: How do you spell "because"? or something like that.

But that is drawing the conclusion that you would be able to comprehend the answer. If God certainly was real, then the saying that trying to explain how God acts is like trying to explain to an ant how a TV works would apply, therefore he would know that even trying to answer that question in a way that you would understand would be impossible, and therefore the answer "Because" is as good as you're ever going to understand why.

If god is omnipotent I am sure he is powerful enough to either
1: Be smart enough to explain it to me in an understandable way or
2: Make me smart enough to understand it

Then God would have to make you Omniscient, and I seriously doubt he would let one simple man become Omniscient, if even for a second.

I find that just as likely as me being allowed to meet him and ask him a question. Its a "what if" thread after all.

Alright, so let's say that God makes you omniscient so that you can comprehend his answer.

Now he just says "because", because you already know the answer.