if God was real and I would meet him, I would probably ask him what he's been on for the past couple of thousand years and if I could get some.
If you met God
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LOL @ all the hardasses. Face it, if God showed up you would be too busy begging for forgiveness to do anything else.
There is a big difference between believing that there is no God and him staring you dead in the face.
Oh and to all the Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin people..... Free Will, same thing that caused Eve to muck it up for everyone.
There is a big difference between believing that there is no God and him staring you dead in the face.
Oh and to all the Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin people..... Free Will, same thing that caused Eve to muck it up for everyone.
Hardly spoiling it. The OP asked what I would do if I met God. That is what I would do.Perticular Elk said:
because i said so you little ungrateful insignificant speck of nothingness. now be gone, before i make u "BE GONE"....and remember i love you ;Dtzimize said:Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|El Poncho said:Because.tzimize said:
I would ask for superpowers
i'd ask for the ability to help those i care about, and i'd tell him not to tell me that crap about i had that in me all along, just give it to me so i can do it with any bloody hardship invloved. I got a bloody girlfriend you gave me to take care of, and dammit to hell i have no time for twaddle!!
Whoa, it took 23 posts for a Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference to be made, it's a new record!James_Sunderland said:
OT: I would probably, just like many people already said, ask him "why?". Then, I'd get ready to commit suicide, either because I had been wrong all my life, or because the truth was actually as bad as I had thought.
There is no god to meet.
The race or perhaps singular creature capable of changing our universe would be by all means inhuman, which isn't such a bad thing overall unless you're trying to talk to it. It doesn't NEED to talk to you. It doesn't want to. You're less then a speck of dust.
And what pisses me off is the whole christian-centric theme here. It's not "God". It's "a god".
The race or perhaps singular creature capable of changing our universe would be by all means inhuman, which isn't such a bad thing overall unless you're trying to talk to it. It doesn't NEED to talk to you. It doesn't want to. You're less then a speck of dust.
And what pisses me off is the whole christian-centric theme here. It's not "God". It's "a god".
So how would such a probation be deserved? If implications that there is no god (and there isn't, go try to prove it without screaming "faith faith faith" which is pretty pathetic given the hypocrisy those people show towards other aspects of life) are considered trolling by those who are undoubtedly theists, implications that there IS a god is no less offensive towards atheists.twaddle said:i see a probation coming on....stuartclement said:God isn't real, so this whole thread becomes Nullified
Edit: Sweet! 111 posts
oh and i would also ask him to fix my metabolism.
Unprovable beliefs deserve NO respect. They aren't deep. They're shallow and weak.
Oy! This isn't an argument anyone wants. Lets just drop it and move on. Yes?Billion Backs said:So how would such a probation be deserved? If implications that there is no god (and there isn't, go try to prove it without screaming "faith faith faith" which is pretty pathetic given the hypocrisy those people show towards other aspects of life) are considered trolling by those who are undoubtedly theists, implications that there IS a god is no less offensive towards atheists.twaddle said:i see a probation coming on....stuartclement said:God isn't real, so this whole thread becomes Nullified
Edit: Sweet! 111 posts
oh and i would also ask him to fix my metabolism.
Unprovable beliefs deserve NO respect. They aren't deep. They're shallow and weak.
I wouldn't mind such an argument. The religious bullying must stop.Zeromaeus said:Oy! This isn't an argument anyone wants. Lets just drop it and move on. Yes?Billion Backs said:So how would such a probation be deserved? If implications that there is no god (and there isn't, go try to prove it without screaming "faith faith faith" which is pretty pathetic given the hypocrisy those people show towards other aspects of life) are considered trolling by those who are undoubtedly theists, implications that there IS a god is no less offensive towards atheists.twaddle said:i see a probation coming on....stuartclement said:God isn't real, so this whole thread becomes Nullified
Edit: Sweet! 111 posts
oh and i would also ask him to fix my metabolism.
Unprovable beliefs deserve NO respect. They aren't deep. They're shallow and weak.
But for the sake of not being probated by close-minded mods, I guess I might as well leave this thread. Arguing with a believer is not that different from arguing with a brick wall.