If you met God

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

I would ask
"Why give me a gifted 'package' if I cannot get women of which would enjoy it?"

And ask "god", where's the droids that im looking for.

 

[Popadomus Ohio]

i'd prbably request that he fix all the shit in the world, and then add some things to make it better as some sort of apology.

 

[Skeleton Jelly]

"Why am I staring at nothing?"

I would tell him he's a ****

Why dont you guys go ahead and edit your posts.

I'd punch him in the face.

If I was more prepared, I'd outright kill him.

I'd crucify him.

Thes two are just fucking sick. Seriously guys, I dont give a shit that you dont believe in any religion, but dont come one and post that shit. Have a little respect for the religious community

Well speaking in the hypothetical sense thats he's real, he'd deserved to be crucified time and time again. Worst God ever.

"HERP DURP I'LL CREATE MAN AND WOMEN WITH ORIGINAL SIN AND THEN I'M GOING TO IMPREGNATE A WOMEN WITH MYSELF. SO THAT LATER I CAN BE BORN AND KILL MYSELF TO SAVE YOU FROM THE SIN I ORIGINALLY CONDEMNED YOU TO! DEEEERP."



Why don't you just respect the Atheist community?

Oh, I do respect the Atheist community for the most part. But people like you are the ones that make me hate it.

Your ignorance of the christian religion is appauling. And you are an idiot.

I'm not ignorant of the christian religion. I know a lot about it. Obviously not ALL, but neither do you. And if you do, you've wasted a small chunk of your life devoting yourself to a book that still lacks any proper evidence.

And of course, I don't believe in your god, so thus, I'm an idiot. I MUST be an idiot for not believing in invisible, telepathic, angelic, Jewish zombies.

You know if God was a man on Earth, and wasn't omnipotent and such (speaking hypothetically of course), he would be the most hated man on Earth. Aside from the christian zealots of course. They're a fun bunch.

 

[Tdc2182]

I'm not ignorant of the christian religion. I know a lot about it. Obviously not ALL, but neither do you. And if you do, you've wasted a small chunk of your life devoting yourself to a book that still lacks any proper evidence.

And of course, I don't believe in your god, so thus, I'm an idiot. I MUST be an idiot for not believing in invisible, telepathic, angelic, Jewish zombies.

You know if God was a man on Earth, and wasn't omnipotent and such (speaking hypothetically of course), he would be the most hated man on Earth. Aside from the christian zealots of course. They're a fun bunch.

Well, Im not christian. And you are an idiot. Let me explain

"HERP DURP I'LL CREATE MAN AND WOMEN WITH ORIGINAL SIN AND THEN I'M GOING TO IMPREGNATE A WOMEN WITH MYSELF. SO THAT LATER I CAN BE BORN AND KILL MYSELF TO SAVE YOU FROM THE SIN I ORIGINALLY CONDEMNED YOU TO! DEEEERP."

I cant even begin to tell you how wrong nearly everything is here. I am quite sure you didnt get any of this right. Nice way to make your point by hitting the caps lock button and typing it out as if someone mentally ill was talking. That is always a mature way to make a point.
When did I say that you were an idiot for not beliveing in religion? You are an idiot because you comment on things you know nothing about, and because you use a thread meant to have fun to get out all your childhood hate of something that basically doesnt effect you at all. Its annoying, bitchy, and offending. Whatever happened to the Golden rule?

 

[Arestra]

So.... seen any good films lately?

And after gaining his trust, I'd probably start planning my world domination. Or possibly a zombie apocalypse, depending on my mood.

 

[Skeleton Jelly]

I'm not ignorant of the christian religion. I know a lot about it. Obviously not ALL, but neither do you. And if you do, you've wasted a small chunk of your life devoting yourself to a book that still lacks any proper evidence.

And of course, I don't believe in your god, so thus, I'm an idiot. I MUST be an idiot for not believing in invisible, telepathic, angelic, Jewish zombies.

You know if God was a man on Earth, and wasn't omnipotent and such (speaking hypothetically of course), he would be the most hated man on Earth. Aside from the christian zealots of course. They're a fun bunch.

Well, Im not christian. And you are an idiot. Let me explain

"HERP DURP I'LL CREATE MAN AND WOMEN WITH ORIGINAL SIN AND THEN I'M GOING TO IMPREGNATE A WOMEN WITH MYSELF. SO THAT LATER I CAN BE BORN AND KILL MYSELF TO SAVE YOU FROM THE SIN I ORIGINALLY CONDEMNED YOU TO! DEEEERP."

I cant even begin to tell you how wrong nearly everything is here. I am quite sure you didnt get any of this right. Nice way to make your point by hitting the caps lock button and typing it out as if someone mentally ill was talking. That is always a mature way to make a point.
When did I say that you were an idiot for not beliveing in religion? You are an idiot because you comment on things you know nothing about, and because you use a thread meant to have fun to get out all your childhood hate of something that basically doesnt effect you at all. Its annoying, bitchy, and offending. Whatever happened to the Golden rule?

Jesus did seem mentally ill...I mean him such all those megalomaniac things. And it makes PERFECT sense. And like I said before, I do know a decent chunk of your religion. And its MY OPINION. If you don't like it, WELL TOO BAD. I don't expect everyone to like it, so bug off already. Not all opinions are going to be nice and NOT going to offend you. And what childhood hate? You're saying I'm atheist because of a bad childhood? lolololololol. I could equally say you're Christian, because you had father issues. but thats a joke, and so is your implication.

So yeah, its annoying, bitchy and offending, to you. I don't see anyone else complaining. And like I said before, ITS AN OPINION. I didn't see the title of the thread saying "No Atheist opinions please."

 

[cptRazz]

i'd ask him his favourite food.

 

[Platypus Tamer]

I would spit in his face and then say, "how could you?"

 

[ARatherHandsomeGent]

Walk away. He's a douche.

 

[Marv21]

I would like sup...don't have much to say, cept...wtf... than I would have a faboulous dinner with god at Aladin's Palace.

 

[Tdc2182]

Jesus did seem mentally ill...I mean him such all those megalomaniac things. And it makes PERFECT sense. And like I said before, I do know a decent chunk of your religion. And its MY OPINION. If you don't like it, WELL TOO BAD. I don't expect everyone to like it, so bug off already. Not all opinions are going to be nice and NOT going to offend you. And what childhood hate? You're saying I'm atheist because of a bad childhood? lolololololol. I could equally say you're Christian, because you had father issues. but thats a joke, and so is your implication.

So yeah, its annoying, bitchy and offending, to you. I don't see anyone else complaining. And like I said before, ITS AN OPINION. I didn't see the title of the thread saying "No Atheist opinions please."

Plenty of people were complaining. They probably just missed your comment. I am saying you are being a douche because you have some problem with religion, and have a childlike way of getting it out.
It was more just like, "Oh, a religion thread. Why dont I use this time to make fun of something and completely miss the point of the thread and ruin it for lots of people"

Seriously, there are lots of Atheists on this site that are such babies.

 

[JasonKaotic]

If I met God, I would make him eat himself, then prod him violently with a brand.
Don't judge me.

 

[Andreas55k]

I would personally snap the TV remote from his hand, change the TV channel from "FREINDS" to the actual fucking world and tell him what a shitty job he is doing XD

 

[SpecklePattern]

I would probably be humble and say: "Sorry. I really really didn't believe that you existed." Then I would say: "What is the right church and do I really need to give a grap? Don't get offended but I would really rather live my possibly short life learning and doing things than worship you or live my life to you. And regarding that, is there really heaven and hell and will I really go to hell if I don't live my life to you? And do you have good broadband internet connection and computers in heaven? ... And do you know my thoughts before I say them? Because this is pointless if you do."

 

[Iron Criterion]

I met him last week actually. I went to see Hammerfall and Dream Evil play in sheffield, and met Hammerfall's vocalist Joacim Cans.

 

[Skeleton Jelly]

Jesus did seem mentally ill...I mean him such all those megalomaniac things. And it makes PERFECT sense. And like I said before, I do know a decent chunk of your religion. And its MY OPINION. If you don't like it, WELL TOO BAD. I don't expect everyone to like it, so bug off already. Not all opinions are going to be nice and NOT going to offend you. And what childhood hate? You're saying I'm atheist because of a bad childhood? lolololololol. I could equally say you're Christian, because you had father issues. but thats a joke, and so is your implication.

So yeah, its annoying, bitchy and offending, to you. I don't see anyone else complaining. And like I said before, ITS AN OPINION. I didn't see the title of the thread saying "No Atheist opinions please."

Plenty of people were complaining. They probably just missed your comment. I am saying you are being a douche because you have some problem with religion, and have a childlike way of getting it out.
It was more just like, "Oh, a religion thread. Why dont I use this time to make fun of something and completely miss the point of the thread and ruin it for lots of people"

Seriously, there are lots of Atheists on this site that are such babies.

Yes religion is offending to me, and so is this thread. So I'm GOING to comment on it, and it was just DARK HUMOR. And I'm not even making fun of the people in this thread, or the topic of the thread. And what makes something child-like? Making jokes that offend some people? Isn't it equally child-like trying to insult a child-like person? And if my comment ruined anyone elses experience in this thread, they should grow up. Its a joke, its my opinion, and you should just deal with it.

And thats quite hypocritical calling my a cry baby. Cause then I could equally call you a cry baby.

Damn zealots, they's funny people.

 

[titanium turtle]

"douche"

 

[iLikeHippos]

No one's going to read this post, so I'll spare on the fun part.

I'd ask him to let me attempt life again. Simple.

 

[Tdc2182]

Yes religion is offending to me, and so is this thread. So I'm GOING to comment on it, and it was just DARK HUMOR. And I'm not even making fun of the people in this thread, or the topic of the thread. And what makes something child-like? Making jokes that offend some people? Isn't it equally child-like trying to insult a child-like person? And if my comment ruined anyone elses experience in this thread, they should grow up. Its a joke, its my opinion, and you should just deal with it.

And thats quite hypocritical calling my a cry baby. Cause then I could equally call you a cry baby.

Damn zealots, they's funny people.

Me? A zealot? I dont even follow any religion.

I'm sick of this, I might as well report you. Go read the rules. You got a lot to learn around here.

And the fact that religion offends you is fucking pathetic. You really wonder where I get that you are a cry baby from?

 

[Yureina]

I'd probably call him a jerk.