If you met God

[nofear220]

I'd say ''screw you'' Stab him with a knife and then become the next God. All hail Dryaxx, thy he will bring you bacon and women...And more bacon!

This is the type of god Id believe in

 

[rt052192]

I would shake his hand and say thank you kind sir

 

[Devi Darkside]

I'm not sure I'd know what to say or ask, or even what to feel in a moment like that.

I think at one point I'd make sure there was an afterlife of some kind though, assuming I'm not dead while meeting he/she/it. (I don't know what God is let alone if they even exist.)

 

[ResiEvalJohn]

I'd ask him to create a super hot girl for me who loves playing video games, watching horror movies, and having sex whenever/ where ever I want! And cooks well, mmm

 

[Argtee]

"Where are those damn muffins I asked for?"

 

[JPH330]

I'd probably say something along the lines of, "Oh... Yeah, you know I was kidding about all that stuff I said... Right?"

 

[captaincabbage]

I'd ask him why he's such a dick. Seriously, hurricanes and shit aren't that funny, unless we've got a prankster god. *Bill Hicks reference*

Loki for deity 2010!!!!
Woooohoooo

lol hellz no! Odin or bust!

 

[RentCavalier]

"Why am I staring at nothing?"

I would tell him he's a ****

Why dont you guys go ahead and edit your posts.

I'd punch him in the face.

If I was more prepared, I'd outright kill him.

I'd crucify him.

Thes two are just fucking sick. Seriously guys, I dont give a shit that you dont believe in any religion, but dont come one and post that shit. Have a little respect for the religious community

No, I refuse. I refuse on the grounds that:

A) The religious community doesn't extend ME anywhere near the same respect, what with telling me I'll go to Hell for what I believe or scoffing at the notion that I'd question the existence of a loving God.

B) Are you telling me that, if we are accepting the existence of God, then we are accepting that He is responsible for all of the things He has done, a list that includes genocide, racism and slavery, as well as all the evils in the world which we can trace back to Him, such as the very EXISTENCE of evil, and the very act of condoning certain types of evil that accomplish His greater good, that it is wrong of me to say that he should be made to pay for his crimes not just against me, but against humanity in general? Mankind ill needs a savior such as he.

 

[Palademon]

I'd ask him why.

That's exactly what I was gunna post.

 

[HK_01]

I'd ask him why he makes so many (good) people go through so much suffering in their life, when he could stop it so easily because he's the almighty creator of everything.

 

[flamingjimmy]

I'd ask him wtf he was smoking when he came up with the Platypus, I mean seriously, that's messed up. And then I'd ask him politely if he'd roll me one.

 

[Totenkopf]

I'd try to eat him in order to harness his powers.
If this doesn't succeed, I'll try to ally myself with him.

 

[TheEarlOfGrey]

I'd ask if Jesus is around and if he's on Xbox Live. I hear he plays Call of Duty 4.

 

[Kiju]

Hm...I'd probably ask him if he could come with me to every Baptist and Born-Again-Christians Church on Earth and pretty much tell them to stuff it. I hate people that force their religion on others, and dammit I know I'm being a hypocrite by doing that, but ya know...at least I'll save a lot of headaches for the rest of the world.

the baptists your talking about arent really baptists, they are just using the name. i asure you, not all baptists are alike.

Well of course. Not every person is alike, but ya know, I'd be taking it out on the majority, not the exceptions. If the exception takes offense to it, then they're still part of the majority, aren't they?

 

[jakeEHTlovless]

Hm...I'd probably ask him if he could come with me to every Baptist and Born-Again-Christians Church on Earth and pretty much tell them to stuff it. I hate people that force their religion on others, and dammit I know I'm being a hypocrite by doing that, but ya know...at least I'll save a lot of headaches for the rest of the world.

the baptists your talking about arent really baptists, they are just using the name. i asure you, not all baptists are alike.

Well of course. Not every person is alike, but ya know, I'd be taking it out on the majority, not the exceptions. If the exception takes offense to it, then they're still part of the majority, aren't they?

well, you do have a point

 

[jakeEHTlovless]

I'd try to eat him in order to harness his powers.
If this doesn't succeed, I'll try to ally myself with him.

better do that in a different order, i dont think he'll be happy if you tried eating him, and then try to befreind him XD

 

[jakeEHTlovless]

I'd ask him wtf he was smoking when he came up with the Platypus, I mean seriously, that's messed up. And then I'd ask him politely if he'd roll me one.

dont worry, he's just smokin lemon g kush laced with some acid. thats what i would smoke if i were god, oh wait I ALREADY HAVE!!!! i must be gods hommie then lol

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

I'd be speechless, and probably just start asking him things I've always wondered about his power or whatever.

 

[Mr.logic]

Man people really hate/don't beileve in God on this site.

OT I would ask him for the wisdom to be Solomon Mk.2

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Since I don't believe in any sort of God he'd have to prove he's really God to me first. Assuming he succeeded, I'd smack him for never being there for me when I needed him.