If you met God

[Chris^^]

i'd give him a high five, then curl up on his lap and cry

 

[Joe Deadman]

Why do you all think that GOD is a hairy beardy dude?
God was originally depicted as a woman, so therefore; Goddess.

Hmmmm if that were the case then I would totally ask her out on a date (can't blame a guy for trying).

Otherwise I would ask him why, if we are built in his image, are our bodies so frail?
If he replied that his was too then I might attempt to kill him just to see what happens next.

Either that or ask him why the hell us men have nipples.

 

[Sethzard]

Ask him the ultimate question to the ultimate answer, and laugh as he was forced to build the universe.

 

[joshuaayt]

Tyger Tyger burning etc.

After whining about that for a while, probably offer my services in return for immortality.

 

[Soxafloppin]

I'd probably invite him round to watch the big game, and have a few buds.

Hes a pretty cool guy.

 

[jaythedogg]

Edit: Comment removed. This thread is waaaaay too blasphemous.

/shun
/hide

Seriously.

 

[FutureHousedad]

I would kick him in the groin and inject him with the aids virus. See how he likes diseases and pestilence.

 

[Branches]

"Hey God, What did you think of Kurt Vonnegut, What a poor old fool!...Oh...shit...sorry Kurt"

 

[8-Bit Grin]

I...
Would probably just nod and continue on.
I'm quite sure you get used to his glowing self just sitting there all day causing mischief in the land of mortals.
-F

 

[neoontime]

I would give him a high five and start a montage of him being my bestest bud

 

[Brandon237]

I'd say "Hey, who put this mirror in front of me?"

That's right. I am God.

Your new avatar is also godly, It almost looks like you put the "could not find picture" there by mistake ;] Sorry, I couldn't resist, although really, it looks a little odd considering you're a brilliant poster.

If I met God, I would ask him why he didn't give me proof. If he claims he did, I would slap him and plead with him to fix the world. I think the pleading would come first...

 

[The Austin]

I'd ask him why all the bad shit happens to good people, and then we would go kill all of the heathens.

 

[Caliostro]

I'd probably consider whatever drugs I was doing at the time "good shit".

Or, since I despise drugs and am unlike to do them, I'd sign myself up for the nearest psych ward... Seeing imaginary things is bad mhhkay?

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I would say...

"Wait, if your God, then... most other religions were wrong?"

[sub]Seriously, read the title in between the lines.[/sub]

Calumon: Silly. There's only one line!

 

[Boombox2003]

First I would buy him a Coke for creating the movie and martial arts legend that was Bruce Lee, my role model. Then I'd slap it out of his hands for inventing cerebral edemas. Douche.

Technically God (if he exists) didn't invent cerebral edemas any more than swimming pool manufacturers invented drowning.

As for your question. Hard to answer really. Which version of God are dealing with?

v0.2 the buggy beta god who invented horrible things, they ironed that out in later versions

 

[blue.blink]

Superpowers... If I met God, I would ask for superpowers.

 

[mightybozz]

"Okay so you exist. Why do you provide no evidence of your existence and then let people slaughter one another for history based on delusions wrought from their inherent animism?"

 

[Klepa]

I'd make him show himself to the whole world, and lol hard when people still refused to believe in him, or still kept praising the wrong god. Afterwards, I'd ask why he made humans so damn stubborn, and why is it so hard for us to admit our mistakes.

 

[FlameUnquenchable]

Can we get a re-do...?

 

[soilent]

Why dont you take a seat over here?

*cookie for reference*