If you met God

[Akalistos]

I'd ask him why he's such a dick. Seriously, hurricanes and shit aren't that funny, unless we've got a prankster god. *Bill Hicks reference*

Loki for deity 2010!!!!
Woooohoooo

 

[Regiment]

Hypothetical situations plus anonymity equals exaggerated truths.

I don't know what I'd do. I'd probably be speechless.

Yep, me too. Frankly, this would be anyone's reaction. He's God- right there- talking to you. That's kind of a big deal, whether or not you're religious (hint: you are now).

Then I'd pick my jaw off the ground, shake his hand, say "How are you?", and have a very interesting conversation.

 

[soapyshooter]

I would ask him what would he do if I sang out of tune, would he stand up and walk out on me?

 

[Kiju]

Hm...I'd probably ask him if he could come with me to every Baptist and Born-Again-Christians Church on Earth and pretty much tell them to stuff it. I hate people that force their religion on others, and dammit I know I'm being a hypocrite by doing that, but ya know...at least I'll save a lot of headaches for the rest of the world.

 

[nofear220]

Id say bullshit cause he doesnt exist

 

[InnerRebellion]

Wonder how the hell I was proven wrong, then ask if there was any way to truly understand women.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

I'd ask him why he was being so jive about it all.

No, I haven't seen that movie, tv show, or whatever it was.

I'd also ask him if I could be his personal assistant, or whatever. I could help him with math and stuff. Surely god can't be that good at math right?

oh wait. He's probably got people who are really damn good at math helping him with that.

 

[Nifty]

"Talking snake; what were you thinking?"

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

Why dont you take a seat over here?

*cookie for reference*

LOL. Be careful though.

 

[Danpascooch]

Dude, where the fuck have you been!? LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!

 

[Soluncreed]

I would ask him the meaning to life, the universe, and everything. He better say 42 or he is no God.

 

[clicketycrack]

"Hey"
"HELLO"
"So . . . uh . . . what's the deal with lung cancer?"
"DON'T QUESTION ME"

"Okay so you exist. Why do you provide no evidence of your existence and then let people slaughter one another for history based on delusions wrought from their inherent animism?"

"WHY NOT"

 

[The Eggplant]

"Don't you have a Pope to be bothering?"

But probably not...somehow I suspect that an encounter with an omnipotent, onmipresent being whose existence I've been busily denying for most of my formative years would render me rather incapable of speech, let alone glibness. And we're assuming all along here that I haven't been smitten already.

EDIT: Oh yes, and hello escapees (obvious joke)...I'm new. Pleased to meetcha.

 

[sokka14]

I'm sure I've been ninja'd multiple times but...
"Why did you make it illogical to believe in you?"

 

[The_Healer]

"What did the five fingers say to the face...."

No thats just silly, my hand couldn't come into contact with a metaphorical representation of purety. Shame though.

 

[jakeEHTlovless]

"so, god, ummm thanks for making boobs, there are definetly an achievment in your part, oh, and, um, the man boobs, they werent cool, so, better luck next time." then a hole would open up and id probably go to hell... well, i should of saw it comin

 

[jakeEHTlovless]

Hm...I'd probably ask him if he could come with me to every Baptist and Born-Again-Christians Church on Earth and pretty much tell them to stuff it. I hate people that force their religion on others, and dammit I know I'm being a hypocrite by doing that, but ya know...at least I'll save a lot of headaches for the rest of the world.

the baptists your talking about arent really baptists, they are just using the name. i asure you, not all baptists are alike.

 

[Kwaren]

I would probably punch him in the kidney.