If you met God

[Daipire]

"So which religion is right?"
"All religions are, as they teach the bettering of mankind."
"Oh, that's cool, want to go see Iron Man 2?"
"Hell's yeah! It's cool, I can say that."

 

[tzimize]

I'd ask him why.

Because.

I would ask for superpowers

Because is not a good enough/an answer! >:|

Asking him me why is not really a question.

HA!

Well only gramatically, it lacks a question mark, and besides god would know anyway, and I dont think god would be a grammar nazi :>

Questions need to have a point. Simply asking someone why is a valid enough question as because is a valid enough answer.

Not really. As I said, god would know why "what" and the "what" would be "everything", because is not sufficient to answer that. Or anything. Unless the question is: How do you spell "because"? or something like that.

But that is drawing the conclusion that you would be able to comprehend the answer. If God certainly was real, then the saying that trying to explain how God acts is like trying to explain to an ant how a TV works would apply, therefore he would know that even trying to answer that question in a way that you would understand would be impossible, and therefore the answer "Because" is as good as you're ever going to understand why.

If god is omnipotent I am sure he is powerful enough to either
1: Be smart enough to explain it to me in an understandable way or
2: Make me smart enough to understand it

Then God would have to make you Omniscient, and I seriously doubt he would let one simple man become Omniscient, if even for a second.

I find that just as likely as me being allowed to meet him and ask him a question. Its a "what if" thread after all.

Alright, so let's say that God makes you omniscient so that you can comprehend his answer.

Now he just says "because", because you already know the answer.

Thats different than just because so I'd accept that as a decent answer/deed.

Man I wish I was omniscient.

Ugh, I don't.

You really want to know how every single bowel movement looks, smells, and tastes?

Be my guest.

Oh I do. A small price to pay considering what else I would know. I'm ca. 66% omniscient about poo now anyway. Usually brownish...smells like crap...still dont know the taste and dont plan to. But if that is a knowledge I'd have to have to be omniscient...I'd take the deal in a heartbeat

 

[Abengoshis]

I'd just walk up to him/her/it, it would be standing there all majestically, then I'd poke it and keep poking.

 

[Abengoshis]

Meh... belief in a creator deity isn't so far fetched when you come to think about it.

[***]

You can say theres no 'God' but in the end you can't prove it ... isn't there a *chance* that a race of aliens from another Universe ago (from another Big Bang event previous) that managed to transcend age, and all energy potential to beable to recreate the Universe anew?

[***]

I mean for BILLIONS of years you had NOTHING and then BOOM you had something? To be frank, saying 'God did it' makes aloty of sense ....

You mean the Green Lantern Blackess Night theory? And some think it true. But the scientific community calculate the drifted distance between stars and discovered they all came from the same point, the big Bag. At the base, where made of oxygen and carbon for the most part. So no, it isn't far-fetch to think we came from any demolition expert wet dream. Some say that life didn't originated from earth but we were cells on a meteorite, frozen in water. That why some people are fascinated to find water on other planet. Still, it all came from the big bang. It also possible that some Alien life form evolved faster than us, but restart the cosmos? Impossible without matters. Its a resource that limited even in space. You can't star nothing with something. Beside, when the universe will end (yes they proved without a doubt) It would be nothing but explosion and black holes. In the end, life is just a race. We don't know if where the fastest or how many competed, but we all had the same start.

I'm not saying *creating* matter ... that maybe there was an alien species that evolved, like us, but managed to achieve a state by what we'd call being a deity. using the matter that is in the universe, these aliens created a SUPER gravity well at the death of their universe, suck most of the material back to a new universal cewntral poijnt, then detonated it ....

Such as...THE ANCIENTS!?

 

[epikAXE]

"You're not as funny as you think you are."

'Your self-absorbtion makes you messier' Frank Turner yeees?

 

[Nazulu]

I would be very angry and ask him "why the hell haven't you done anything about the violence and what not?"

Then picturing him as a giant, I would run up and kick him in the foot.

 

[Iron Lightning]

I'd go to sleep, it's bloody late

 

[Queen Michael]

I'd be terrified. Here's a guy who expects us to buy the concept of "I'm evidently good; after all, I wrote a book where I said I am, so that proves it".

 

[EeveeElectro]

The hell did I do to be treat this way!?

 

[KenzS]

I've already met Kurt Russell

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

i once saw jesus say all religion is crap-
oh, and why are you quite a diq.
you know what, the divine comedy was right- you are quite whacky-

then go about the weather the politics and the whole turning me into a giant 20ft robot blah de blah blah blah

 

[WindScar]

there is no such thing as god, so I would laugh.

 

[Daipire]

I'd ask him why he's such a dick. Seriously, hurricanes and shit aren't that funny, unless we've got a prankster god. *Bill Hicks reference*

Man, if i had to make humanity, take all their shit for centuries, and some of the assholes don't even believe in me, i'd mess them up. Frequently.

People would be heaps afraid, then i'd tell them it was 'satan' doing those bad things, and that it totally wasn't me massacring them, and that it totally wasn't me laughing my omnipotent ass off...

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

"Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna turn around and,
Desert you!"

Or just pull up a comfy chair, lean back, smile, and say,

"Let's chat, shall we?"