If you met God

[moosek]

What if I met God?

I would ask if the universe was an accident.

 

[wikicated]

tell him his "plan" sucks and then ask him for my own pocket universe so i no longer longer have to follow said "plan".

also to state the obvious someone near you died of a cerebral edema right? well i feel for you aneurysm is where he fucked up for me. on the flip-side met made some new friends , still doesnt compensate though.=/

 

[MrNickster]

What are you going to do to Richard Dawkins?

 

[soilent]

what? is this what heaven looks like? you dont even clean it up for guests? i mean, its not like i did anything to get here, just DIED ya know.... You could have at least prepared dinner, but I guess i'm just not important enough for that, ugh.... ya know Jesus was a mensch but you're just a dick, I'm going back to Earth now, maybe they'll treat me with some dignity..

douchebag...

 

[BrownGaijin]

I would say, you look just like Chuck Norris.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Meh... belief in a creator deity isn't so far fetched when you come to think about it.

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You can say theres no 'God' but in the end you can't prove it ... isn't there a *chance* that a race of aliens from another Universe ago (from another Big Bang event previous) that managed to transcend age, and all energy potential to beable to recreate the Universe anew?

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I mean for BILLIONS of years you had NOTHING and then BOOM you had something? To be frank, saying 'God did it' makes aloty of sense ....

You mean the Green Lantern Blackess Night theory? And some think it true. But the scientific community calculate the drifted distance between stars and discovered they all came from the same point, the big Bag. At the base, where made of oxygen and carbon for the most part. So no, it isn't far-fetch to think we came from any demolition expert wet dream. Some say that life didn't originated from earth but we were cells on a meteorite, frozen in water. That why some people are fascinated to find water on other planet. Still, it all came from the big bang. It also possible that some Alien life form evolved faster than us, but restart the cosmos? Impossible without matters. Its a resource that limited even in space. You can't star nothing with something. Beside, when the universe will end (yes they proved without a doubt) It would be nothing but explosion and black holes. In the end, life is just a race. We don't know if where the fastest or how many competed, but we all had the same start.

I'm not saying *creating* matter ... that maybe there was an alien species that evolved, like us, but managed to achieve a state by what we'd call being a deity. using the matter that is in the universe, these aliens created a SUPER gravity well at the death of their universe, suck most of the material back to a new universal cewntral poijnt, then detonated it ....

Just because we religious people can't prove God DOESN'T means we're wrong, but on the OTHER hand neither can atheists DISPROVE God, doesn't mean THEY'RE wrong either ... I'd like to think that there is a God ... a super being who lords over us and laughs at our misfortunes, whilst cheering at our triumphs, if only cos he's bored and Earth is to him/her not unlike what video games are to us.

Besides, Black holes are theoretically unstable .... when you compress matter, you create heat ... just like all things, once any matter meets it's antimatter component (all matter has an antimatter component travelling backwards in time) you reach critical energy potential, which destroys particle form threshold, and completely reverts into energy.

The Big Bang is a good example of this, and extreme cluster of material producing such a gravity well that would have pulled matter from the furthest reaches of space ... it reached critical mass, Energy p[otential exceeded gravitational force, causing the diaspora of material across the universe as it is today.

The Taoists were right on the money when they said "All things have it's antithesis" .... even subatomic particles has it's complete and total antithesis (antimatter).

But my point remains, it's still *POSSIBLE* God exists ... If you can understand the hypothetical that there COULD have been multiple universe (or even life on another plante) you must also recognize the hypothesis there *COULD* be a God ... or atleast a super being who we would call God :3

Maybe all those prophets just got it wrong? "We are all sons and daughters of God" and "Created in His likeness..." ... maybe what the big overlord alien MEANT to say with his telekinetic or psycho-whatever was "I created you guys and the universe .... here's a Planet to have fun with, you're like my kids and I made you so that you may ACHIEVE someday a likeness in my visage".....

And then these prophets started telling people the wrong message ... and He/SHE was all like "GAH! NOOOOOOO!!!!! STFU AND LISTEN!!!" and then he flooded the Earth and started bu8rning bushes and all that, shooting beams of light on people ....

Then people were like "How have we wrong you my lord~~~~~~!!"

And he was like "Ahhhh forget this shithole, I'm going to Alpha Centaurii to make better life there instead".

Anyways ... theoretically It could have been like that <.<

 

[Wintermoot]

can you give me a book with winning lottry numbers? please?

 

[Fraeir]

I might also ask him that, for being a being of 'endless benevolence', the idea of damning people to Hell for an eternity of suffering sounds awfully counter-productive to his image.
I've heard a Christian tell me this choice, of not believing and going to Hell, or believing and going to Heaven, is a sign of extreme benevolence - I beg to differ. It's an illusion of free choice. The world is full of great people with no belief in 'God', or believing in something else. They don't deserve a place in Heaven for being good?

Hypocrisy at its worst, is what it is, sadly.

I'm by no means a religious official or anything of the sort, but do believe in God and most of what Roman Catholicism preaches. I don't believe that if you are a non-believer you necessarily have to go to hell. I believe that God is an all-loving being, and so would have pity on these people and allow them eternal life. I think that very few people go to Hell, only those that are truly evil, or that blatantly denounce God, or are over-bearing in their derision in reference to him.

Am I not blatantly denouncing 'God' by simply being a non-believer?


I do consider myself a good person, in the sense that anyone who see me as a friend can come to me if they feel down, or just want someone to talk to, I'm pretty much always available for that. I see myself as very good at mentally/psychologically "feel the pain" of those that come to me and tell me what troubles them.

What I'm thinking at the moment, being there for people like that, doesn't that "earn" me a place in this Heaven?
From what I understand, I'm also baptised, but being a non-believer, I sort of laugh at the irony of it.

On the other hand, I know many amazing people, religious or not. So I don't want people to think I'm spurting out hate towards religions in general. I think, they provide some useful morals that some people can take heed to. The reason I don't like them is because I think, in this day and age, in the 21st century - the infancy of a space age for humanity, we no longer need to have "faith" in something that is allegebly omnipotent.


As a last word, what I do hate, is anyone claiming to be either believers or atheists who cannot, for whatever reason, support their arguements to the point where they need to bash their "opponent" personally. I once had this discussion with a girl who claimed to be an atheist, and that atheism is a religion. I replied to her with something along the lines of: "Sweetie, Atheism, no matter how you turn on it, is not a religion by a long shot. It's the utter and complete lack of one."
At first she took personal offense to it and went "Don't tell me what I am or what I'm not!" and after that, she started bashing my English capability, which was rather uncalled for. But it gave me a laugh, no matter.

People like that is a sad, yet amusing branch of people.

 

[Masteryuri666]

Assuming it's the whole pearly gates and wise old fart scenario then...

*walks up to God*
Me - "So...you're God then?"
God - "Yes, I am God, my child."
*I brush some clouds aside to get a view of the Earth*
Me - "You got a minute to explain the logic behind that pile of human excrement down there known as humanity?"

Nothing terribly fancy but being dead and all it would be nice to get a straight answer.

 

[the D0rk One]

I'd ask him how he feels about atheists. then about believers. then about extremists. then about stupid insecure shits who feel so insecure about their own beliefs they need to try to impose it (well, "them", but fuck it) on others. then about the retards writing and making doctrines official and mixing religion with politics. then about where Midway went wrong.

then ask for the ability to cast time stop, a ring of improved invisibility, and a big bag of weed. and to make pot legal and abundant worldwide in an act of unprecedented direct involvement in the affairs of us mortals.

 

[Blackvegie]

1. Are you fucking insane??
2. Thank you.

 

[Lekonua]

Say something to the effect of, "Well, shit. Sorry I didn't think you existed. Would you kindly point me in the direction of Hell now? They're expecting me."

 

[captaincabbage]

I'd ask him why he's such a dick. Seriously, hurricanes and shit aren't that funny, unless we've got a prankster god. *Bill Hicks reference*

 

[Resurrectionist]

"Thanks for the memories."

 

[blankedboy]

First I would buy him a Phoenix Cola (becuase coca cola is shit) for creating the movie and martial arts legend that was Bruce Lee, my role model. Then I'd slap it out of his hands for inventing cerebral edemas. Douche.

Took the words right out of my mouth.
Then I would be able to prove to Christians that God is a force that cannot be handed Phoenix Cola, and tell the world that this thread is religion-ist because it only mentions one god.

What about the Hindi gods? Or the Muslim ones?
EH?

 

[shadowstriker86]

i'd ask him where there's an actual genie lamp with an actual genie that grants wishes in it and ask him kindly to teleport me to it so i can gets me some wishes