If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Julianking93]

I wouldn't judge you.

I love baking as well.

Stop staring at me!

 

[Lothae]

I would offer some Christmas cookies I recently helped bake. 'Tis the season!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would get me competitive bakers hat on and dump them on your feet then get to baking
[sup]it's not me it's the hat[/sup]

 

[Julianking93]

I would offer some of the red velvet cup cakes I made today

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would have one then say I didn't bake anything for him

 

[Kud]

*looks at muffins* hmm..... *eats baby*

 

[Julianking93]

I would tell him I didn't expect anything in return, then asked if he liked them?

Honestly, how can you not love these?
[img/]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3281/2722561177_77731d28d9.jpg[/img]

That's actually what they look like

 

[LiteraryLitany]

NINJA'D

EDIT- *steals cupcakes*

 

[Julianking93]

You wouldn't have to steal them.

They're free with the exception that I charge one hug per cupcake

 

[Guitar Gamer]

looks like good stuff

I would say my baking isn't half as good as the charred remains of those if your through them into the sun

 

[LiteraryLitany]

NINJA'D AGAIN!

EDIT: *gives fire extinguisher*

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would sell her anti ninja cream

Only 40 payments of $12.95

 

[Julianking93]

I would sell her better quality anti ninja cream for $11

 

[LiteraryLitany]

I would offer to endorse the product for free anti ninja cream.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would let her endorse my product for 3 payments of $8.95

 

[Kud]

I would sell anti robo pirate cream for 1 billion dollars.

 

[Julianking93]

I would promote the sex scandal, depending on the subject matter.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would give him a sign saying

please step to the right​

as I fall down out of exhaustion due to it being late as fudge over here

 

[Julianking93]

I would tell him to suck it up.

Its almost 5 am here and Im still tickin'

 

[LiteraryLitany]

I would offer caffeine or sleepy tea, depending on which you want.