If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Julianking93]

I'll take the tea.

Tea is peaceful and pure. Coffee is just a drink that makes you manic.

I offer you to join me with a cup of your choice

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I would offer to be protect you while you were at a zombie infested mall

 

[Julianking93]

You would be the just the guy I'd want to protect me.

I'd help you in any way I can.

 

[LiteraryLitany]

I would point out I'm a vegetarian zombie.

 

[Kud]

I would slap you with a peice of meat and yell "WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!"

 

[Kud]

I would happily accept!

Then die.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would ask him why his AVY disappeared!

 

[Kud]

I would have a panic attack....

 

[Kud]

*goes into Pararaptor's profile to check if he is a guy...*

OH GOD NO!

 

[Kud]

I would stare at you looking very confused...

 

[Julianking93]

I would explain things.

 

[Julianking93]

While you thought I was dead, I recover from my wounds and plan my revenge on you.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I would offer him some cake, L likes cake.

 

[Julianking93]

L loves cake and all sweets in general.

I would ask to join you and then steal the Soul Reaper.

 

[GodofDisaster]

"Steel my Soul Reaper! Never. *runs away and takes the cake with him.*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd stand in front of him with my monstrous Heavy Weapons Guy body and block his escape