If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I would steal the rest of his pants, leaving him with just the one pair that he hates.

 

[Julianking93]

You bastard!!

I would steal that santa hat.

I need a new one.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Me bastard? You bastard!

I would Falcon Punch him and then go get one of my spare Santa hats.

 

[Julianking93]

Ha. A feeble attempt for I am immune to your Falcon Punch.

I burn all of your Santa hats.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

NOOOOOOOOO!

I would swear Kanly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanly#K] against him for the atrocities he's committed.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would punch him for cock-blocking me.

 

[RanD00M]

I would make sure that any homoerotic tension between us was dead.

 

[Julianking93]

I would once again attempt to stop the rape.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would be horrified and call the cops.

 

[Kud]

I would sit and watch the rape until the cops come.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would shake my head and tell Hail fire and Julian king that we should go get some coffee at the nearest little Itally

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'll ask where that is.

 

[Kud]

I'll say on the moon.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would stare for a little while.

 

[Kud]

I would wink, then turn into a lemon.

 

[Birras]

I would throw d20's on the ground to make him trip, then pickpocket him before he knows what happen.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would do a savings throw and win,

then you would throw a 1 on a d30 and 1 again on the consequence list which happens to be "you spontaneously combust"

 

[Birras]

I would drop Guitar Gamer with a swift fire punch and roll around on him.