If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Vrex360]

I would apologise for getting tomato sauce stains on the plain white shirt he wished for.

 

[Birras]

I would give Vrex a fire-hug to accept his apology.

 

[Birras]

I would pour some petrol on myself to keep the fire going, then offer some to Swollen Goat.

 

[Birras]

I would point out that I'm only doing this for self-defense, and add that no one in their right mind would attack someone that was on fire.

 

[Julianking93]

I would ask him what his avy is from.

 

[Birras]

I would tell him I made it using a program from the interwebs, and ask him to buy me some more petrol because all my money was either red hot or burnt to ashes.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd tell him I would buy him some, but I've got no money currently.

Fucking christmas...

 

[Birras]

I would ask Swollen Goat to go get me some moar petrol.

[sub]BTW, this will live on forever as my 1337th post[/sub]

 

[Julianking93]

I'd tell him I think everyone's in the Christmas shortage of money.

 

[Julianking93]

I would tell him how much I wove him vewy vewy much!

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[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd steal his pants and then promptly return them because of all the ketchup stains.

EDIT: I'd punch him for cute overload.

 

[Timotei]

I'd ask him to show me the source of his eccentricities.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd tell them I missed them

 

[Julianking93]

I'd make sure you wouldn't miss.