If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd make sure he missed. And then steal his pants. Wait, I already did that last part.

I'd give him some pants and then steal them two days later!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd take his advice and ask him for a ride to the looney bin. When we got there, he'd find me missing along with all of the contents of his pockets, his social security number, and his car.

 

[Timotei]

I would tell him to stop eating my presents.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I would give him some salt and rosemary and maybe a dash of saffron to go with the presents.

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Party time.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would start dancing

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd make him dance. With bullets.

Then I'd steal everyone's pants and light the place on fire.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would look amazing in light up pants

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I would be so in awe of his lightup pants that I'd be unable to steal them.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd continue dancing despite that fact that I can't dance

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I show you my favourite............obsession

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would steal his precious.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd follow you to the end of the earth to get it back