If you met the escapist above you in person.

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd serenade him and then steal his pants. And then wish him a Merry Chinchilla-mas before flying off on my magic panda.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would beg him to take me with.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would vent my frustration at not being around when a fellow Suiseiseki fan posted in this thread.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I would steal his pants and leave his Chinchilla-mas presents beneath the trout-covered tree.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would tell him to his face that rabbit fur is better than his

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would hit him with my koi mace.

 

[Randoms]

i would steal your koi mace

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would be caught on fire

 

[Fraught]

I'd say "Hey! We both like red!"

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I'd ask him if he really is a communist, and if so, why.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd say

why yes...........................yes I am

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd give him a lolipop

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I'd reply, "Go near the coordinates where The Bloop [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bloop] was heard and keep going down."

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd laugh. I know what you look like! *runs to another bush*