If You Were a Boss In a Video Game What Would You Be?

[Terramax]

Entertainment question here.

Try and explain what your attacks would be, how you would be defeated (you have to be defeatable), and any other quirks you'd have. You may want to write what type of game you would be in.

I would be one of those annoying bosses that run away from you, and you have to run up close before you could get a hit in. My weak spot would be my throat, but I have allergies and I swear my throat swelling up due to an allergy is how I'll be pushing up daisies.

I'd probably be in a platform or action adventure game, preferably a colourful one by SEGA.

Now, how about you?

 

[BloatedGuppy]

I'd be one of the conversation bosses in Deus Ex: Human Revolutions. I'd say things, and you'd say things, and I'd say "hey, are you trying to influence me with pheromones, what the fuck, Adam", and you'd stab me in the heart.

 

[SajuukKhar]

I would be one of those hidden bosses that are stupidly overpowered and nearly impossible to beat but if you do you get some item that makes the final boss cake.

 

[RJ 17]

I'd be one of those annoying "bits'n'pieces" bosses that shows up in various genre's of games, so I can't pick a specific one.

By "bits'n'pieces" boss I mean a boss that has multiple weak spots that need to be destroyed in order to defeat him. With every one that gets destroyed, my attacks become faster and stronger, but the pattern stays the same and, if followed correctly, makes me a cake-walk...just tedious.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

I'd be the final boss in a bullet hell shooter. My job would be to sit there with a massive healthbar and blanket the entire area with death. Because fairness is for pussies.

The only way to destroy me is to send ridonkulous amounts of bullets my way. My weakness is that my firepower comes in patters. Changing patterns, but patterns nonetheless. These can be learned with enough practice and perfect timing. You're still going to die. A lot.

 

[endtherapture]

I would be Marauder Shields. Never forget.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

I'd be kind of like Mid-Boss from Disgaea.
I bring in a group of friends, rig the battlefield to my advantage, I fight against you, you beat me, I escape. Rinse and repeat, coming back a bit stronger after every subsequent encounter

 

[krazykidd]

i would be a boss with low health by incredible defense , making the strongest characters do little to no damage on me . i would occasionally heal myself to my opponents frustration and would cast reflect on my enemies to prevent them from healing. At 1/4 of my health , i will no longer heal myself but cast doom on the entire cast fighting agaist me, to up the ante. My weakness will change at every 10% health loss ( weather i heal or not ) . going from slashing attacks, to fire attacks, to peirce , to lightning , to crushing, to ice and repete from there .

 

[scorptatious]

I'd like to be a Final Fantasy-esque final boss in which I have super powerful and flashy attacks. But with regular healing and buffing, they are survivable. Basically a war of attrition is what it takes to beat me.

Oh, and I'll also use a random attack that inflicts all kinds of random status ailments that can mess you up sometimes.

 

[dessertmonkeyjk]

I probably would be someone who you couldn't get near since you cannot defeat what you cannot hit in a brawler game.

Then the hero chucks a brick at my face and proceeds to punch my lights out.

 

[Zenron]

Claw guy from Streets of Rage because reasons!

 

[Terminate421]

The boss with the coolest soundtrack ever:

The difference between me and him is that my weakpoint would not glow, and I get an instakill animation where I grab you and bite you in half Skyrim style. Also, I'm pretty fucking hard, even on easy mode.

 

[Andy Shandy]

I would be "the Graham Stark" AKA the one who is wise enough to get the hell out of there before the hero shows up.

[video=1917]

Either that or a conversation boss (either DX:HR or ME3 style)

 

[Chanel Tompkins]

I would be one of those invincible bosses that you "defeat" by putting away your weapons and walking past. Because if I'm gonna be a video game boss that has to be beatable, I wanna be the one type that doesn't actually die.

 

[Terramax]

I'd be the final boss in a bullet hell shooter. My job would be to sit there with a massive healthbar and blanket the entire area with death. Because fairness is for pussies.

The only way to destroy me is to send ridonkulous amounts of bullets my way. My weakness is that my firepower comes in patters. Changing patterns, but patterns nonetheless. These can be learned with enough practice and perfect timing. You're still going to die. A lot.

That's ok. I've been saving my bombs up for you

 

[Fappy]

I would be Marauder Shields. Never forget.

He died for us. He is a true hero.

 

[withoutnumbers]

I would be the second to last boss who was your best friend throughout the game but who suddenly turns out to be evil the whole time. You would love my character for all the awesome ways he supported you throughout the main game, and then you would give a terrified sigh as I turned coat and used all my awesome powers against you. It would be heartbreaking at first, then you would lose a few times so it would be frustrating, then you would lose so many times you would despise my character and end up hating me. At the moment of my defeat, you would give a battle cry loud enough to wake your parents upstairs, as well as cause the neighbors to give concerned glances to each other. The cut scene after my death -- a montage of all our moments together as friends,our adventures -- would make you nostalgic and forlorn. Your emotions would be scattered and misplaced as mixed feelings of hate and love swirl about in your heart like a cotton candy machine filled with sugar and arsenic. Before I whimper my last breath, I would realize the evil of my ways, and give you the strength/power/weapon to defeat the final boss.

You'll beat the final boss with a tear from my defeat still drying in the corner of your left eye. It will be cathartic, climactic -- a bang followed by a whisper. As the credits roll for the game, you might not forgive me ... but you'll never forget me.

 

[Aprilgold]

A boss in a survival horror game where you can almost never be prepared for me. Instant kills, takes away items from you and if I win then I steal everything you have stocked up and leave you in your undies so you have to get the average ending.

The way to beat me would be to give me some epic looking pajamas, which can only be found if you didn't kill a person in X part of the game, helped Y and fully talked to Z. Or lockpick or hack or break into a wardrobe that contains them.

I'm beatable in all situations, its just the best ending requires winning me to your side.

 

[RaffB]

Super Speedy Glass Cannon.

Like a Nuke strapped to roadrunner.