If you were a dictator..

[The_Chief]

On our way, milord.

OT: Spectres. Whatever country I ruled, I would have people that served as Spectres from Mass Effect.

I love the smell of efficiency in the morning.

it smells like victory.

OT: i would want mexico and rebuild the temples and make myself a god for all to worship

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

Germany because no one would expect it when I take other countries.

 

[Corpse XxX]

I think i would be the dictator of Monaco, not a lot of ppl live there and its a very nice place..
But damn i hate french language, so i would strongly enforce the law of banning that language and making everyone speak norwegian.. Tress speakers would be shot on sight/sound..

Other than that i would lead a civilization of peace and tranquility, except for invading Liechtenstein or Faroe Islands just for the fun of it..

 

[red the fister]

America. i would un-fuck this place and kill all the Other corrupt ppl as part of teh Un-Fuckery. then i would create to Dictatorial Harem and i would proceed to enjoy said harem. i'd encourage corporations to take over the majority of Funding for Scientific research, settle the gay marriage issue - i was miserable, and i firmly believe homosexuals have the right to be miserable too (that way the word gay would no longer apply to them), commission MechWarrior type mecha to compete with the mobile-suites that would be running rampant in asia, get the paper industry off wood (gay) and onto hemp (w/o the THC)... play more WoW, lower the drinking age to 18... raise the "voting" age to 21... institute a"Ja la dih Jihn" (kudos if you know what i'm talking about) for all felons to play while incarcerated (it's essentially Murder Ball where killing the other team is a viable method of victory)... with how blood thirsty we are, it'd put MMA right out of business.

now the beers' wearing off and i cant rant ne more...


one last thing - for like 5 years tell the rest of the world to go *bleep* its self and see how much Anarchy and Ruin that would cause, cuz yeah, i'm a dick like that.

peace

 

[sms_117b]

Britain, for about 5 weeks make a few major changes and then get assassinated by someone, half of the population will rejoice half will go on the war path

 

[Lord George]

I want to rule Tropico..what do you mean its not a real place, it's real IN MY MIND.

I'll take the US. All leaders are chosen via IQ testing (highest scorer is president, second highest is VP, 3rd is speaker of the house, etc. ,etc.), but only at the death of the original leader. I figure this way the most suited shall rule, and they can focus on what they believe, but with no blood lineage you avoid the problem of families handing roles over to their children that they are unfit for.

Hmm.. I see one flaw. AT DEATH OF PREVIOUS LEADER.
Does this mean you are able to intrigue again others, and does it also mean they are leader even when senile, impotent and weak?

Hmm good point, let me rephrase that, until death or proven incapable of leadership. I figure semi-annual (maybe every four years like an election) testing of the leader to maintain a higher IQ than others, should another crop up with a higher IQ, they are trained, briefed, and put in his place. Do you think that that might solve the problem. Though I will keep the chain of command as it allows for should the president die, the next in line can rule until the tests can be administered, gathered, scored, and have a new leader chosen.

Well for a leader to be effective they really need to be in power for a significant amount of time. They need time to put their plans into fruition and then act upon then, I think that if they should be leader for a minimum of 5 years to allow them time to make their plan come to life. Of course emergency measures for leaders who are obviously incompetent.

Did you factor in general human evil, everyone's going to keep bumping each other off to gain power which would lead to a small scale genocide of intelligent people, leaving only idiots left who would then all destroy society until a time travelling solider from 2000 awakens and manages to solve their food and energy problems while having a comical adventure along the way.

 

[red the fister]

I want to rule Tropico..what do you mean its not a real place, it's real IN MY MIND.

I'll take the US. All leaders are chosen via IQ testing (highest scorer is president, second highest is VP, 3rd is speaker of the house, etc. ,etc.), but only at the death of the original leader. I figure this way the most suited shall rule, and they can focus on what they believe, but with no blood lineage you avoid the problem of families handing roles over to their children that they are unfit for.

Hmm.. I see one flaw. AT DEATH OF PREVIOUS LEADER.
Does this mean you are able to intrigue again others, and does it also mean they are leader even when senile, impotent and weak?

Hmm good point, let me rephrase that, until death or proven incapable of leadership. I figure semi-annual (maybe every four years like an election) testing of the leader to maintain a higher IQ than others, should another crop up with a higher IQ, they are trained, briefed, and put in his place. Do you think that that might solve the problem. Though I will keep the chain of command as it allows for should the president die, the next in line can rule until the tests can be administered, gathered, scored, and have a new leader chosen.

Well for a leader to be effective they really need to be in power for a significant amount of time. They need time to put their plans into fruition and then act upon then, I think that if they should be leader for a minimum of 5 years to allow them time to make their plan come to life. Of course emergency measures for leaders who are obviously incompetent.

Did you factor in general human evil, everyone's going to keep bumping each other off to gain power which would lead to a small scale genocide of intelligent people, leaving only idiots left who would then all destroy society until a time travelling solider from 2000 awakens and manages to solve their food and energy problems while having a comical adventure along the way.

first off: may i say, "Valid point, Sir."

second off; may i say, "what the hell good is a Steven Hawking level intellect in a position where there is no Talent or Natural Ability (and no i'm not picking Dr. Hawking - i'm a dick, but that's just wrong)?" ask any enlisted man/woman the guys above them are generally considered to be functionally retarded but they still make passable leaders and the few smart ones are friggen awesome.

so yeah, intellectuals not the best choice for leaders... i only voted for bush the one time and that didn't count cuz he lost my state anyway.

 

[Queen Michael]

I'd do my best to increase the respect for graphic novels in USA, which I would rule.

Also, I'd make sure there was an enormous (Spelling?) lack of respect for people with no knowledge of literature who still have an inflated view of their literrature knowledge. Like the people who say "Ah, it's only difficult writers who's getting the Nobel prize for literature nowadays" without having read a single one of these writers.

 

[Ranis]

Every Tuesday would be Bagel day.

The world needs more leaders with your wisdom

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-snip-

OT: Spectres. Whatever country I ruled, I would have people that served as Spectres from Mass Effect.

Damn, I forgot to mention my inquisition! I haven't thought of my terror service recently...

I wonder what they're doing right now...

(My inquisition has more power than the spectres of mass effect. they can do ANYTHING they want without asking. Including opening bottles of vintage wine. (Really need to keep them out of the cellar) )

 

[PyroZombie]

Take every stupid citizen of the united states and herd them into Arizona, and blow it up

Note: By stupid, i mean the benign dipsticks that usually consist of way-too-tan blonds, and flamboyant-bowl-hair-cut guys who chat away on there pointlessly invented iPhone loud enough to be punched in the stomach and refuse to accept anything different in the grand scheme of things, whether it be religious, ambitious, or ridiculous, the people who can't take blame, or a joke for that matter. These walking vegetables, like the tool known as Pastor Fred Phelps or Al Queda for that matter, believe there religion is the one true religion and pointlessly hammer into our heads that they exist, and attack people just to try to prove that god loves they're brand of religious extremism rather then the store-brand. The people who blame others for they're mistakes. The true idiots of the world, not the mentally-challenge or even the charmingly-stupid,

I mean;

any woman: that speaks in any of there 2 lofty-annoying speech melodies, or tan there skin so they feel and look like a over-cooked rotisserie chicken, or has a muffin-top(look it up if you don't know what it is people),or has a BFF, instead of a fucking best friend, or has had 6 cell phones in her lifespan, or operates like a valley girl, or has enough attitude to "punk" a bouncer, or is just plain whore-y looking.

and these cancerous men that: wear woman's pants and shirts to get them to be small,or have the gayest-bowlcut-in-the-world type hair,or smoke pot and pretends we give any damns, needs things spelled out for them because your not using "dude" or "bro" or"fuck", Still have or has ever owned a grill, or still goes "Whoooooo!", or has the "faux-hawk" hair instead of being a fucking man and getting the full Mohawk done. One last thing, has ever done anything like the woman's list.

I could go on forever in either category, but you get the picture.

And trust me, i know how much of a pimple on God's ass i am. My big problem are these pompous mostly-below-the-age-of-30 assholes who can't see that there flawed. While i am flawed, i address this and tell you your flaws so you can fix them the best you can, as so few (Carlin,Pryor,Norton,Etc) have done before.

 

[Terramax]

Poland. Mainly so I could keep all the women there as my own.

Or maybe Shadaloo, and finish what M.Bison started.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzl3uvkkmmo&feature=channel

I've always wanted to be part of the Pax Bisonica.

 

[Lord Thodin]

I would rule China. Amazing economy, nukes, and a military to dwarf some countries populations. Id start as Hitler did through politics, blaming others for our short comings and promising change for those that blindly follow me. However my scapegoats would be more practical. Like the damn french.......they dont sit right with me.....

 

[Seanchaidh]

I'd choose Iran and send all the clerics to some other country (or dump them in the Persian Gulf) before forcing the people to have orgies and eat pork.

 

[blaze96]

snip

Hmm probably right. I would think 5 years between tests is fair enough. I will also add in a clause that if a majority of the next three highest ranking officials should believe the current leader incompetent, the next round of testing will begin. This way you can deal with incompetence, but the other three will not activate it for power, for if they do they risk either getting promoted, demoted, losing their job entirely, or remaining in their current position. The entire chain of command is based on IQ, if someone has a higher one than the current vp, that person will be the next president, not the VP by default.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Every Tuesday would be Bagel day.

I second this motion.

I would probably take over europe, and shift my seat of power every week, so when i start the nuclear war, nobody will know where i'll be (probably in a cave in romania).

Damn now you know my secret!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Only one country? But I wanted an intergalactic empire...

 

[Toaster Hunter]

I would rule America, mostly since I'm already here and I don't want to travel too far.

After I'm in charge, I would reorganize society like the Roman Empire. Maybe then something will get done.


Oh, and stupid people would be eliminated. Without hesitation. No exceptions.

 

[Monkey Dust]

It would have to be Italy. Look at how much fun the Italian PM is having, and he has to worry about his electability. Other plus points are they have the finest motor manufacturer in the world, great food and hot women.

 

[Azraellod]

Tell you what - I'll give you $100 in bullets - to be delivered directly to your brain.

My girls are on the way as we speak.

you have to make my job just that little bit harder, don't you.

i'll go get my scythe...

incidentally though, i do rather like your view of the utopian world. i'm glad someone else agrees that some people would have to die for it to be created.