If you were a game boss...
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I would make it to where if you attacked me, I would appear behind you and cause a metric shitload of damage.
Of course the only way you could hit me is to use AOE abilities that take a little MP, but I'm floating, so powerful earth based abilities would have no effect.
Or just pull a Dark Falz/Olga Flow and take part of your soul so that damage to me would be damage to you. Glass cannons and squishy wizards watch out.
Of course the only way you could hit me is to use AOE abilities that take a little MP, but I'm floating, so powerful earth based abilities would have no effect.
Or just pull a Dark Falz/Olga Flow and take part of your soul so that damage to me would be damage to you. Glass cannons and squishy wizards watch out.
A seemingly cowardly old man in a cloak who attacks with elemental magic when backed up by minions, and runs away when alone.
The heroes chase him into a room where the door locks behind them, and he throws off his cloak, revealing a muscular badass who fights in close quarters with the head of a lance attached to one of his fists, and uses magic as a secondary, weaker form of attack.
The heroes chase him into a room where the door locks behind them, and he throws off his cloak, revealing a muscular badass who fights in close quarters with the head of a lance attached to one of his fists, and uses magic as a secondary, weaker form of attack.
if it's a game with swords, use a gun and shoot from long range. If it's a shooter, then use a powerful sword and stealth.
Two Words: Optional Superboss. You will need to grind to level caps in order to have a chance at winning. 30,000,000 HP, but the player can only inflict about 125HP worth of damage per turn. There'd be lots of magic and shit, up until the HP drops to about 10,000,000, then I get to go all Gilgamesh on the player and show that little fucker my super-dope sword skillz, 6 arms and all. I'd have nice little sword skills that involve entire party kills except for maybe one character being left with like 1HP just to be a dick. This tech would be spammed periodically, but cannot kill the 1 remaining character with 1 HP. (Gotta give em some chance right?)Just for shits and giggles, my boss character would talk massive amounts of shit mid-fight and would be voiced by Stephen Blum. It'll be the kind of fight that takes the better part of a day to beat. Once the player finishes me off after 6 hours worth of battle they'd discover that there are actually about 10 different versions said boss character and that the one they just defeated was the weakest one of the 10. Player will not have to fight the other 9. Sounds like a whole lot of shit, but there is a reward. The player will get 0 money, 0 XP and a trinket from the battle that symbolizes their victory, in the shape of a small turd. It should be noted that this battle will also have a seriously EPIC song. (Something the player won't mind hearing for the 6 hours they'll be fighting. If it sounds like overkill, remember: OPTIONAL SUPERBOSS
I'd be the annoying boss you don't get to hit very much and sends waves of minions at you and when you think you're just about to kill me and my health bar disappears a cut scene triggers and I fly away laughing.
I'd be the final boss, hands down. I would be some random assassin with two giant axes that and have the ability to make the protagonist hurt themselves with their own attacks. When the protagonist is about to kill me, I'd have a cutscene where I heal myself fully and turn into a some shadow thing and cause the protagonist to cut themselves. C:
I would be the planet the protagonist is on, if he wants to defeat me he'll have to learn how to survive without, well, pretty much everything. Plus if his mission is to save the world, that's a pretty crappy way of going about it, so either way I win.
I would have a one way, clear hallway, with me at one end in a machine gun nest with a gun trained at the door in.